New Minecraft Servers

ChickenCraft: Clucking Good Prices in Canada!

ChickenCraft: Clucking Good Prices in Canada!

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where chickens rule the land and demand to be paid in maple syrup instead of diamonds. That’s right, forget about mining for resources, here you’ll be on a quest to gather as much maple syrup as possible to keep those demanding chickens happy.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move and skeletons show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking, “How much is chicken in Canada again?”

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  • HomelessCraft

    HomelessCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being stuck in a foreign country against your will like a sad, lost puppy? Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We promise to provide you with a virtual world where you can build your dream home and never have to worry about being abandoned in India again. Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never feel lonely or depressed again. Say goodbye to your troubles and hello to a pixelated paradise!

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  • MasterpieceMelody – Minecraft SMP

    MasterpieceMelody – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, so like, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server? It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro! Like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and the players are all secretly famous YouTubers in disguise. And get this, the spawn point is actually a portal to a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! It’s like, a total dream come true, man. You gotta join, like, right now or you’ll be missing out on all the fun and epicness. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro! #bestserverever #minecraftislife #unicornsarecool

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TherapistCraft

    TherapistCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old therapy sessions? Well, ditch that shrink and join our Minecraft server instead! Our virtual world is the ultimate therapy session, where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content.

    Forget about talking through your problems, just build a giant statue of your therapist and blow it up with TNT! Need to release some pent-up anger? Take it out on some creepers instead of your loved ones.

    Join our server and let your therapist know that you’ve found a new form of healing…one block at a time.

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  • Putin’s Cold Dump on Trump’s Ukraine Brag

    Putin’s Cold Dump on Trump’s Ukraine Brag

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where vladimir putin himself dumps cold water on trump’s bragging about ukraine! it’s like a crazy political soap opera but in blocky pixel form! build your own russian empire or start a twitter war with other players! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret collusion plots while mining for diamonds! hurry up and join before the next scandal hits the fan!

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  • Dante’s Divine Comedy: The OG Platformer

    Dante’s Divine Comedy: The OG Platformer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Dante’s Divine Comedy but with blocky graphics and creepers! Imagine descending into the depths of hell, but instead of demons, u got zombies and skeletons tryna take u out. And when u reach the top of heaven, it’s not angels u meet, but Ender Dragons and Wither Bosses ready to throw down! It’s like a journey through the afterlife, but with pickaxes and TNT. So come on, join da madness and see if u can survive the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
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