Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
Secret Passages Found: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
Battle Standards Raised: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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