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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
Magic Crystals Found: 16 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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