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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
Gods Slained: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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