Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Badcraft is a Java & Bedrock vanilla anarchy Minecraft server, designed to give players the purest Minecraft experience, just as the creators envisioned, free from hacks, cheats, and exploits. It ensures no modifications that alter gameplay, no teleporting, no map resets, no designated player homes, and no preset economy. All decisions are in the hands of our players. Griefing and raiding are allowed, and there are no mechanisms to prevent them. This world is truly your sandbox!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Crops Grown:	3101	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Magic Items Found:	5318
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	1903
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	276
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	517
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mines Excavated:	2746

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Void Armor Forged:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Evolved Survival!Free Ranks! Player Shops, Economy Vanilla & Custom Biomes Public Farms! Land Claiming Custom Plugins

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Divine Spears Created:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.