Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

What Is HyperMc? ⇨ HyperMc Is A Minecraft Lifesteal Server With Tons of Features. Is HyperMc For Both Java And Bedrock Edition Players?⇨Yes, You are absolutely correct hypermc is available for both the Minecraft java & bedrock editions.JOIN HYPERMC NOW AND COMPETE WITH OTHER TO BE ON THE LEADERBOARDS AND GET REWARDS!!.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

We offer you a high-quality Minecraft server dedicated to the GEN interface. Create your own island, make generators and expand your territory!On our server you will find many things such as:> Unique builds > Custom plugins > Custom mines > Farming & Fishing systemIn the future we are planning make our Network much bigger. Join right now and try something new with ChainMC!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	85	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3554	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.