Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LegacyPVP

Welcome to legacypvp, the #1 minecraft pvp server. We are a new server but we have grown substantially in the last few months. We have a massive player base and grow more each day. This server revolves around pvp but there are many mini games to keep you excited about us. Join now and start your legacy.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dan Power

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Raiding

DanPowerMC is the best Minecraft server out there. 80% custom plugins! We have KitPvP, Factions, UHC, and a custom Farming server! What are you waiting for? Join now!

IP: play.danpower.info

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MCBuffalo

Creative, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Starting out as a small survival server in 2012 for a couple of friends, MCBuffalo is now one of the highest quality Minecraft Server Networks with over 3500 players, featuring game modes such as Factions, SkyBlock, Survival, Creative, Parkour and even a Games server with games such as TNT Run, Spleef, Hunger Games, and many more!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

w00tCRAFT

w00tCRAFT is a survival PVP server. Modding, griefing and being disrespectful are NOT ALLOWED! We have lots of fun events and a great community!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ZoneCraft Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skywars

We host fun and unique modalities! ¡Combate sin cooldown 1.7 – 1.17! Ranges and more: https://tienda.zonecraft.es Discord: https://discord.zonecraft.es

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Zombie Dances:	9
Emeralds Found:	380	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TDE – Minecraft Server Network

Mini Games, Survival, Towny

TDE is a 4 year old server that has been repeatedly updated and improved. We are currently running version 1.8.7 Spigot

We run our own property management add-on called TDERegions. We have several maps where you can let off steam.

– Flat World (City) – normal world (free build) – Farm world (regenerates every 4 weeks) – Nether

Plugins (27): Minequery, WorldEdit, NoCheatPlus, MagicMouse, Ugames, VirtualShop, Buycraft, Vault, PermissionsEx, Multiverse-Core, TDERegionDynmap, HelperBot, WorldGuard, dynmap, TDERegion, TimingsParser, HawkEye, pvparena, MegaCreeps, ChestShop, Essentials, TDEAddons, EssentialsSpawn, Multiverse-Inventories, Multiverse-SignPortals, VirtualChest, EssentialsChat

So if you enjoy Minecraft, you’ve come to the right place

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minewar

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[1.20.4] Minewar is an amazing Freebuild & Survivial Minecraft Server! While being new we try to provide you the best experience in designing the ultimate servers for our players, you can enjoy • SURVIVAL • FREEBUILD• ECONOMY• CUSTOM ITEMS & ENCHANTMENTS and MUCH more with our amazing growing community of the best players!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Empire Legacy

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Build an Empire, Leave a Legacy! With hundreds of other Factions working on constructing an empire of their own. Were now over 5 years old!

Create or join a Faction, claim land, gather players, and build together! Empire Legacy has been championing the Factions scene for over half a decade, and we’ve become masters at caring for our friendly community and robust dedicated server.

Empire has infinite McMMO Skills, Alcohol Brewing, Rentable Properties, Advanced Banking & Economy, PvP Zone, Religions, Movecraft Ships, Amazing Events, and so much more!

Learn more about how to play: www.empirelegacy.co.uk/guide

Your adventure begins here… Website & forums: www.empirelegacy.co.uk IP: empirelegacy.co.uk

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Avea

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Vanilla

Server for the land of Avea. Builders, battlers, explorers are all welcome to wander and settle the lands!

Regioning, economy, PvP, mythic mobs are all available on this server! Dedicated players welcome!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The CityPrison Network

Factions, Hardcore, Prison, Roleplay, Skyblock

CityPrison is the #1 Non-Op minecraft Prison server.

We’ve been open for over FIVE years (5) Yes, FIVE years. Amazing huh?

With over 30 ranks and an amazing non-op system fair ranks and a fair to play non-op environment we are THE #1 MINECRAFT PRISON SERVER AROUND!

We are one of the OLDEST minecraft prisons server, featuring content like no other in the minecraft prison server community, let alone the non-op community. We pride ourselves on running the best minecraft prison server, and we hope you join us.

IP: Server.cityprison.net Website: https://cityprison.net Forums: https://forums.cityprison.net TeamSpeak: TS.cityprison.net So what are you waiting for? Join up inmate 🙂

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Vertex

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to one of the far niche corners of the internet. I invite you to explore a little. Whether you’re into building or warfare, I’m optimistic we can find a cocktail of experiences for you.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Insane Crafters

Insane Crafters is a Friendly Minecraft game server where people can come and play Minecraft the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The OrchardMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The OrchardMC! A Unique Minecraft Fantasy Survival Server

Welcome to The OrchardMC! The fastest-growing Minecraft fantasy SMP in 2024! What makes us stand out from the rest of the Minecraft community?

Limited Top Rank Trial – That’s right when you log onto the server, you can run /freerank and claim our 2nd-Top Rank for absolutely FREE. This rank comes with unique perks and permissions that you’ll love while playing on the server!

Server IP: play.theorchardmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/RczKCGUvDs

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CastleCrafters

24/7 server its dedicated and wont go on anytime soon.We are starting out and we are looking for mod worthy people.We have mcmmo,factions and magic we have shops and we are open to all ideas the current mods do no abuse if they ever do post on the fourm.We only have one donator rank right now called Knight.We also have bas spleef a spleef game hosted by mods its very fun you play spleef with bows.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ProBloxWorld

Bedwars, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP

ProBloxWorld is a server featuring LifeSteal, Survival, Bedwars and SkyWars.—————————————––———ProBloxWorld———————-Just for Fun——————-

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.