Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	856	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CapitalCraft

Economy, Survival

Welcome to CapitalCraft, a Minecraft Survival server, with several plugins engineered towards economy and exploration!

CapitalCraft is a free-roam typed game where there are several ways to make money. In CapitalCraft, you need money for [b] almost [/b] everything! The economy features a Stock Market, an Auction House, Jobs, and many other ways to make money! Players increase in Rank and Prestige in two ways. To increase in Rank, a player needs to reach a certain amount of time played, and money earned. To increase in Prestige, a player needs to reach a certain amount of money earned in the Stock Market.

Why not come check us out? The fruits of Capitalism await!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CoreCraft

Survival

We here at Core like to keep things simple, but also add things to make the game unique. We have server-wide events, crates, upcoming towns, custom items, come join us and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DGA.LV | #13-1 Factions

Join our Minecraft Survival Factions Server MC.DGA.LV:11301 (Included: Train carts, Minecars, Ships, Stargates and other good plugins)

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Always anarchy

Anarchy

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Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

OxyCraft

Oxycraft is a Standard Survival Bukkit server, with cool admins and moderators. We have a fun community and the staff members are plain awesome. Come join the fun at Oxycraft!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

GoobCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

re you sick of being lonely in singleplayer? Tired of joining a server and having to walk across the world to find a tree? Annoyed with massive, crowded, servers? Well then come join our server and be lonely on there, at least you’ll have plenty of trees to talk to and lots of building space :D.

But seriously, we are a small community. We are however, looking to get bigger and have more active players. We can’t get bigger without help from you. We need you guys to get on, without you guys the server won’t get any bigger and will eventually die.. Do you want that blood on your hands? Anyway, I am getting off topic.

If you play a lot, even if you’re not very good, we welcome you and hope you will join our humble server. We have a couple useful & awesome plugins that anyone will be willing to help you figure out, if you can’t on your own.

If you enjoy the server remember to come back!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ChainCraft

Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Factions PvP BUILD YOUR VAULT

NO ADVERTISE NO HACKING/MOD/XRAY NO SPAMMING

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Meteorites Collected:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DemolishSMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla SMP with near 0 members. We would appreciate it if you could join our server! We have teams and sometimes wars.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Craft Survival Games

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival Games

Welcome to craftsurvivalgames! This is a hub network with lots of servers to fill your needs : AcidIsland (new) Duel (new), Gun (new) ROTMG (Realm of the mad god – new) Factions Skyblock Skywars Creative – now large plots SG Minigames Prison IP: playsurvivalgames.com Voting: If you vote for us, you will get 5 bottles of enchantment, 1 diamond and 500$ in-game money!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Voleria

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the world of Voleria! – now on 1.16+

Voleria is a mostly vanilla server- offering a few plugins here and there to make things such as teleporting or protecting your home a lot less tedious. Although centered around the survival experience, we also offer Murder, PVP* and other ways to experience the riveting world of Voleria.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dwarfs Vs Zombies

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

This is a dwarfs vs zombies server. Its 24/7 and is automated with a custom plugin. There is no whitelist. Enjoy

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Qaxolotl

Economy, Survival

Hey! This Is My Server. OP-Survival You Can Join With A Cracked Account Too We Use Nether Stars As The Main Currency, You Will Get A Starter Kit The First Time You Join, In That Starter Kit You Will Get Some Nether Stars And 3 Shop Licenses(You Need These To Get A Shop).

With A Shop You Can Get More Nether Stars And With Those Nether Stars You Can Buy A Enchant Of Choice, But It Will Only Go Up One Level. Each Enchantment Level Costs 16 Nether Stars. To Get A Enchant Upgrade You Can Ask Me (Ingame: QAxolotl) Or (Via Discord) To Let Me Upgrade Your Tool. We Also Have Clans. To Make A Clan You Need To Pay 9 Stacks Of Nether Stars(Its Not Alot Tho). To Join A Clan You Have To Ask The Owner Of The Clan To Join That Clan.

I Hope You Will Join! And If You Join, Good Luck With Your Journey!! Version: 1.16.4

Greetings, QAxolotl And Nomarian.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7641
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NOBSMC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP

Players are thrown into a world of turmoil and despair as the free for all PvP world tests players’ skills in combat. Make friends quickly in order to survive; create factions and expand to nations to battle against other opponents and reap the rewards of war! Players immediately spawn in the safe town equipped with all your needs including shops, help guides, examples of how to work the extensive plugins available to players amongst many other things!

The town has things including shops with our iBuy plugin where food / supplies can be bought in order to fill your chests for battle! The town also has helpful guides, useful tips and Moderators / Admins can be pmed if you have any further questions!

Dare players venture out into the wild? Seek foes or make alliances. Find the hidden caves with winding paths littered with treasure or foul and break rules and end up spending time in our jail. Its up to you. Conquer, or be Conquered.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	355
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magic Items Found:	1779

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Goob Craft

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Are you tired of joining servers with broken economy’s? Tired of pay to win? Then join goobcraft, This server is less then 2 weeks olds, great staff, good builders and grinders. So if you’re looking for a server to run you better start now before the player gap is far to big!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ores Mined:	5693

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PVPAura

KitPvP, PvP

Welcome to PVPAura this is a pretty chill KitPVP Server! Anyways Just hang out and have fun! Hope to see you there! Have a good day!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Farms Harvested:	506

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!