Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	166	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HuabaCraft

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

The server has a lot of different things to offer, our main game mode is survival 1.16.4 but it has a lot of custom features. The Ultimate goal for HuabaCraft is to make a community filled with creative and competitive players who can excel towards the top. The server is very new-user friendly as we have a bunch of people willing to help start your adventure! We can offer you: – Custom enchants (over 100+) – Stock made Shops – New innovative SHARDS system – World Bosses with Great Rewards – Premium features – Vote rewards – Crates – Adventuring -Active Community and Staff -Player-Based Economy -Custom Events And Much More!!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Infinite Apples

Infinite Apples is a Minecraft server which has been up and running – in one form or another – since the game was in alpha. The server runs 24/7 and has developed an international community of creative builders both young and old. With Bukkit and the Multiverse plugin, Infinite Apples now offers multiple worlds to explore and build in. We look forward to the continuing evolution of the server and it’s community!

Infinite Apples 2.0 has just recently released on Oct. 16, 2012 with new maps and a new leadership. New maps and content are being added monthly so don’t miss out… Join today!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5046	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Bridge

Creative, Factions, Survival, Towny

A chill Towny server that is based on a 1:500 scale map of the earth with an active player base and supreme staff structureing.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Forsaken Craft

Pvp minecraft server with plugins such as Factions, mcmmo, and raiding is allowed.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

EUPVP

Anarchy, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Vanilla

EUPVP is a practice PVP server dedicated to bringing the best Vanilla PVP practice experience for 1.16, we are based in Europe to give our players their best possible ping.

In this server you practice any form of pvp from axe/shields and UHC all the way up to end crystal PVP anarchy style. We are dedicated solely to 1.16 pvp support and you have creative mode to enable you to customise your own kit to practice with.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3991
Towns Built:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Terramining

Do you have what it takes to live in a medieval world? Lets see…Your Kingdom Awaits…

24/7 • No Whitelist • No Lag • Factions • PvP • Home and Chest Protection • Wild Build • Anti-Grief • Shops and more!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

reewee smp

Survival

a fun smp with some people u will get starter kits and more goodluck on building ur base we are also gonna make a pvp area so have fun!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

IronMinecraft

A fun server with loads of features such as HungerGames, Capture the Flag, Treefarm, Public MobTraps, iConomy. Hope to see you in Ironminecraft soon!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Amigas forever

Creative

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Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crimson Ingot

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

You have discovered a unique and exciting Minecraft RP Server experience. Crimson Ingot is an ever changing world – where you become part of the story. There are many interesting facets that set this server apart from other PVP Style Servers – when you enter the land of Templehelm you will find a land full of Magic, Intrigue, Adventure and Deities! Role-playing here is encouraged and rewarded – IT’s a truly enjoyable and enriching experience. The main features of this server are: Skills, NPCs, Quests Factions, Economy, Shops, Magic, Classes and More Recipes. However some of the more interesting aspects of the server are: Kings – Only Kings can create Factions and completely manage the finances and members. Oracles – Another unique class to Crimson Ingot – Oracles are able to see who placed/removed blocks. Powerful Magic – Mages and Archers have different destructive magic and arrow based on their chosen creed. Creeds – This Server is not policed by Server Moderators – Instead the Land is watched over by six omnipotent Deities – any one of these Deities can be aligned with and you will gain particular Powers, Skills and Abilities depending on your chosen alignment – allowing each to have a unique game-changing power, including: Immunity from Monsters, Store XP in Bookshelves, Breathe Underwater, No Hunger and much more. These Deities may answer your prayers or bring their wrath down from the heavens. Limited Rain – Thanks to the Deity Deserma – you will not have to endure too much rain. Hidden Treasure and Spell Books – Explore the map to seek amazing riches and unique magical powers. Shrines and Temples – Impress the Deities with your building skills to receive favour and reward.

There is much, much more – but this you will have to discover for yourself…

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Zombie Dances:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CloudMC

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Anarchy Server – Hacking Is Allowed – NO LAG MACHINES

Join The Discord To Join A Faction – Main Factions =============

The Calvary

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Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MFC Direwolf20 server

This server is an BUILD server, so you can join/Make a town and PvE. Also this server is for the people that can really stay alive and make a living in this world. Are YOU ready for the challenge?

Dont Forget to leave a Diamond.

About our server: Our server is 50 slots with 16 GB of RAM. Our server is a survival server. PvP is not enabled, But is enabled in the PvP areas Towns are FREE PvP Arenas Also you can buy and sell items with ChestShop

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Vanilla Twist

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Desolate Sands

Desolate Sands RPG

IP: 69.175.9.8:25565

Website: http://desolatesands.enjin.com/

Join Us For Towny, RPG, Shops, Dungeons, PvP, and more! 🙂

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

hr伺服器

This is a survival server with many plug-ins. The most important thing is for Taiwanese to play. Foreigners please bring your own translator. We have economy, monster enhancement, MCMMO and various plug-ins to increase the fun of RPG games. But it will not make the original fun of MINECRAFT disappear. There are also various players’ buildings, as well as public buildings built by the OP alone. Everyone is welcome to join.To apply, please go to http://forum.gamer.com.tw/C.php?bsn=18673&snA=12661&last=1#down to apply

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!