Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Xeno SMP

Survival

Welcome to the Xeno SMP we are a small server trying to grow please join out discord server and mc server have fun! https://discord.gg/NhYs4sUH9E

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	305

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Mineclan-esp

Tekkit

Mineclan-ESP is a community of Minecraft players. And what does this server offer me? A place 24 hours without lag where you can play and enjoy the MODs that are on the server and a world to explore in which you can find anything. What mods does the server have? more than 120 and various plugins What is the address of the hamachi? None, this server is dedicated and hosted, so it is available 24 hours a day.

The server IP is mineclan-esp.com, but to enter you need

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pilotdan1985

Economy, Survival

9 year old friendly community freshly updated to 1.16.5! PVP Survival server with lots of plugins to find griefers, and prevent theft. We have a nice LOTTERY system as well as player ran shops, and a custom coded menu system. We also have precious stones, and three different maps. Nice ranking system makes you work for your status and be proud of your accomplishments. The server is privately owned and hosted by 1 person which means no expensive hosting bills. Yet, we run top of the line hardware with dual cpus 4 hard drives, battery backup system, and 72gb of ram! plugins Buycraft, TreeAssist, dynmap, ExpBank, mcMMO, LWC, Tombstone, DisguiseCraft, ChestShop, and many more! updated 2-4-21

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MilanCraftSMP

Survival

nice server for begginers and pros still needs more staff and mod or builders ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppllllllllllllllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzz

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Creepercraft Cloud

Creative, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

The best minecraft server of the netherlands! We have all sorts of minigames like Skywars and more but you can also play survival, factions and more!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Swertynow

Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mines Excavated:	1596	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Feed the Beast Unleashed

Hello there! If you are looking for a FTB Ultimate server with a friendly community, reliable uptime, great performance, a fully featured forum and a TeamSpeak server, you have come to the right place. We have been online since early November 2012, and have the experience to ensure that yours is a positive one. For more information check out our forums at beast.pwnz.org/forum.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

JoshsSMP

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

You can do any thing you want you want to do roleplay you do roleplay you wana make a govement you make a govement everyone has there freedom

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mines Excavated:	2107	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DubCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to DubCraft! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

1. We offer the whole gamut of server types (i.e.: Factions, Survival). 2. We have custom server types such Sky Wars Ultimate, Super Smash Bros. 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have a large, 200+ player community. 5. We are always searching for ways to improve and we listen to your feedback. 6. If there’s an issue, we fix it. 7. We meticulously configure all plugins on all our servers.

At DubCraft, our goal is to provide you with free, nonstop entertainment of the highest quality available while insuring uninterrupted gameplay. We encourage you to check out every gameplay type we have to offer so that you can have the best experience possible on our network. Enjoy your time at DubCraft!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

World

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

this is a minecraft server that u will be safe dm Alfv#6973 on discord and ask him if u want to team on the server…he is the guy that has everything

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EncryptedPvP [PvP][Raid]

Main idea Our main focus is a fun challenging PvP faction server that’s fun Did i mention Fun? well FUN!. We want to help solve any problems you have BEFORE you have them. yes we can read into the future, So by solving the problems you wont not have in the future we are the best server for you to not have problems on. FACT! *Diamond please*

Plugins Here we have a large selection of plugins, the first few basics that might interest you are: Factions, pvplogger, Nocheat, Anticheat, Silkspawners(allows you to mine spawners with a silk touch pick) MobMoney *pays you for killing mobs. Any Staff applications will be send to –> elsid51 on Skype.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Survival (pt-br)

Economy, Survival

this is my server Building griefing is “allowed” so you won’t end up destroying everything you see in front of you don’t use hacks don’t be toxic That’s it LOL

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

XiferWars PvP

XiferWars is an ‘amazing’ server with many plug-ins to keep you happy and delighted. We have Mob Arena, which players think is absolutely fun. Factions, one of our main plug-ins, and more to help you out. When you first join you get a kit with full black leather armour and full stone tools. We have PvPTimer so the new players won’t get insta-killed the first thing they walk into wilderness.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

potato army

Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

hello player our server name is potato army we have:- auto ranks economy cool ranks no real money is needed no donations banks custom enchantments crates etc everything is free and with ingame money no need of real money! join our server and say #potato to get 2 crate keys and 10,000$ in-game money!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Creativelife

Creative Life BETA For almost 2 years, thousands of players have immortalized themselves on our server, now they have joined forces open your doors together again. At the beginning you are alone, far away from those in power. You have to fight for your honor. Find yours Away, in a gigantic world. Consolidate the empire and learn new skills. What will you achieve? We have: fascinating PVP world with freebuild Reallife opportunities, with balanced economic system and properties Many events (Spleef, Deathcube, Bootrace and much more). a powerful server a lot of passion in the details User Webinterface Hungergames and much more !

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!