Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4628	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

VanillaPod SMP

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

VanillaPod is a relaxed and casual server with small community of friendly people. Players are free to pursue any Minecraft activity: strike out alone into the wild, build a house in town, or collaborate with new friends to build something amazing.

We try to keep a Vanilla feel to gameplay, but we do have a few nice additions which we feel improve the overall experience.

Other information: – Overworld is mostly non-PVP – PVP is available in special arenas and Nether – Players may protect their homes/chests/furnaces from theft and vandalism – Basic economy – Newbie Town is regularly expanded to provide plots for new players – Staff are non-intrusive and do not interfere with gameplay

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

OgLand

Economy, Survival, Towny

OgLand is a new worldbuilding server set in the fictional Og City. there are multiple cities that make up ogland. Make alcohol with Brewery, Grow and Make Drugs, Make up to 60 types of guns and 8 types of ammo. Build buildings for players, Get a job with Jobs Reborn, Sell working vehicles with MTVehicles and Much Much more.In Ogland we allow the server to elect a president and vice president every month. As long as players have a good reputation a week before elections then anyone can be elected. Elected officals make laws, pass infaustracture and military bills etc, and will decide how the society of OgLand will operate and run (With moderation of staff). What will you decide to do with your life in Ogland.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafters Guild Survival/Creative/Mcmmo

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Towny: Join a town, Create a Town and Be it’s Mayor McMMO: RPG-like stats that allows you to level up! Economy: Earn money fighting mobs, mining ores and selling items! LWC:protections: Lock chests, doors, signs and dispensers. Mob-Arena:Create Parties with your friends and battle hordes Backpacks:An extra upgradable inventory available to all players anti-cheat and anti-grief: Server Specs: (Updated) 200 player capacity 3.6Ghz quad-core Xeon processor w/Turbo boost SSD Powered 64GB DDR3 RAM 1Gbps connection speed

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Cubic Worlds

Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Founded in May 2011, Cubic Worlds is a gaming community and Minecraft server that anyone can log in to and explore as a Guest. Our aim is to create a safe and secure place for players of all ages and skill levels to enjoy building epic creations with others. We value your time and effort, and seek to reward you by providing a community that is amongst the friendliest in the Minecraftverse. We offer:

► Improved survival gameplay: We try to keep close to the traditional spirit of Minecraft survival whilst also taking advantage of plugins that provide security and additional gameplay options. Staff don’t magick items up except to refund losses from glitches or as prizes for events.

► Equality: Promotion is completely unnecessary to enjoy playing on the server. A new Member has identical building powers to a long-standing Moderator (excepting WorldEdit powers which are only used for preparing events). The only perks that promotion offers are the power to write coloured signs and the ability to place TNT, which we restrict Members from doing as an anti-grief measure. However, you are free to ask another player to help you do either of those things!

► Impartial and not for profit: While voluntary donations are always welcome and will be sincerely appreciated, Cubic Worlds is not run for profit and does not exist to make money. We do not sell in-game powers, privilege or influence in exchange for donations.

► Accountability: Our Staffers are not tyrannical beings that must be feared, and in fact they welcome constructive feedback on their actions to improve both themselves and the server as a whole. Just as players are expected to follow the server rules, so must staff members abide by a strict staff policy to ensure they do not abuse their position of trust.

► Fun! As well as hosting events including mainstream ideas like Spleef or PvP Tournaments and viciously evil Parkour Gauntlets, we also run completely custom events such as treasure hunts, Leaf Spleef, “The Many-Hued Path”, and the Emerald Jump. We try to host at least one event every weekend!

For a full description, we recommend you check our homepage for links to lots of helpful information.

We look forward to seeing you in Cubic Worlds!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	118	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MasonSMP V2

MCMMO

Premium SMP which offers homes, TPA, MCMMO and much more! come join today ! Always up-to-date native!

It is also backwards compatible till 1.7.2

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Skyblocky

Skyblock

Am almost vanilla skyblock server. No in game purchases or votes. Shops does exist for the purpose of obtaining normally unobtainable items. Small server meant for friends but feel free to join!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CreationBayMC

Creation Bay started as a couple of friends periodically transferring a Minecraft single-player save file back in the early days of Minecraft beta. Today it is a server gleaming with potential and it is yours for the taking! Work though the ranks to prove you are one of the greatest builders out there!

So what sort of server exactly is Creation Bay? Creation Bay is a shining and highly successful Creative server, using multiverse we have 2 Worlds that can be used to express your creative talent. When you first join the server you will be the rank “Builder” and will have spawned in our main world, aptly named “Creation Bay” 🙂 To prevent griefing the lowest two ranks on our server cannot work within the main, Creation Bay, World. They are permitted to work as frequently and as much as they’d like in out Plot World, to get there use either our StarGate portals located in spawn, or simply type /warp PlotWorld, pretty straight forward! To progress through the ranks we like to see a combination of Building talent, and personal maturity. So with an up time of 99%, friendly and helpful admins and great high speed connections there is absolutely no reason to go past Creation Bay!

Creation Bay runs numerous Bukkit Mods that are designed to enhance the players experience. Mods that reduce griefing, restrict areas to certain ranks based on their skill level, frequent server saves and backups to ensure griefing can be undone should the unlikely case of it occur etc. With a rapidly growing and expanding community the earlier you get on the easier it will be to get noticed and move through the ranks! Now stop reading this and jump on!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

13b13t

Anarchy

fun new anarchy server. Hacked clients allowed! flying is enabled and spawn is fairly nice. join quick before anyone else to get the essential minecraft materials!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MineTexas Public Server Network

Anarchy, Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Towny

Server Description: The MineTexas Minecraft Server network is a locally owned and operated community based in the Dallas, Texas area. We are dedicated to providing the best Minecraft Server Community experience for all Minecraft Players. We do this by hosting a wide variety of Minecraft Servers. Each Minecraft Server we run is a custom tailored experience unlike any other Minecraft Servers out there, with unique people and Minecraft buildings and Minecraft worlds to explore. Our Minecraft worlds are your creative platform. Come find the Minecraft Server that best suits your favorite Minecraft Server play-style preferences. We’re sure you can find a Minecraft Server to enjoy.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Fatality Factions

Economy, Factions

Welcome to my brand new server. I need help with different things and would love some help! come join

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Land Of Trahania

Economy, Factions, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

An awesome Pvp server! with no rules, so grief and raiding allowed

u just need to join and freaking start killing!!! we are new but still got a great staff team! the admins are very helpful and friendly

No lag at all i promise you!

open 24/7 just for you

come in and be the best killer!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Doreeworld Gaming

Doreeworld Gaming Community: minecraft.doreeworld.com

Doreeworld Facts: 64 slot 2 GB and growing 24/7 dedicated Over 1,075 players promoted to Member

5 Worlds: Tartarus (guest world) Elysium Fields (main survival world) Pandora’s Box (anarchy) iCreate (creative) Smithsonian (creative)

Some Fun Plugins: Factions, Chestshop, CombatTag, Iconomy, Jobs, McMmo & PaidRanks. I am always open to suggestions for more plugins

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Kingdomcraft

MCMMO

Welcome to the immersive RPG server, Kingdomcraft!

Kingdomcraft is an upcoming minecraft RPG that is completely unique and takes nothing from any other server!

For once, YOU get to decide how you become powerful, and you don’t have to follow a set path of equipment or trinkets! Every class you pick has a different storyline, so don’t expect the same-old same-old when starting a new character!

Using a combination of immersive storylines, a well-made map, fun quests, and unique gameplay! Kingdomcraft will become one of the top 10 RPG servers in the world! That is our goal. Kingdomcraft also has quality 3d item and boss models, to make your experience more enjoyable!

If YOU wish to become part of that goal, you can tell your friends and join our discord!

If you wish to support Kingdomcraft, we encourage you to become a voluntary staff member!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Noble Craft Skyblock

Welcome To Skyblock.Noble-Craft.net ! —————————————————- We are here strictly to bring you the most Enjoyment you can possibly have on a server along with a great experience. —————————————————- We Offer – – 150+ Slots – Mature, Friendly Staff Team. -MobArena – Shops – Donator Ranks & Packages – A Great Time And Experience for all.

Our Website: http://www.noble-craft.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	296
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CaxCraft Survival Economy and More

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Dramatic, ethereal, innovative: Simply put, CaxCraft is the finest Minecraft Server Experience devised by man.

CaxCraft is a server like none other: enjoy a capitalist economy, minimal rules, guns, drugs and other plugins! This is accompanied by a friendly and active staff, working to refine and perfect our experience.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!