Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchantments Applied:	226
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PureCraft MarketSquare

Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Minecraft server which has shop and dupe so join now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Farming Crafters Feed the Beast Infinity

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Farmingcrafters.

You can do whatever you want here and wherever you want. But don’t forget to run far away for the first time so that you don’t get attacked 😉

The server offers you the opportunity to teleport to other players as well to set a home point, PRO world. Overworld, Nether, Twilight etc. When you die, your items will be saved in a tombstone. You can also use the /back command if you have died. greets Ardragoon

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Buildings Constructed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SwordMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Survival

New smp, bedwars and pvp server growing fast and bringing new experiences to players. Our pvp server is hosted on 1.8 giving people who enjoy the old pvp settings a chance for action. Our new economy smp is 1.20.1 allowing people to test their skills to the limits while competing for the number 1 spot. Finally, our bedwars server tops hypixels with new maps new utility and better optimization for players to enjoy

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

pwing

Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay

IP: pwing.net What it is: RPG Dungeon Server With new improved loot, Set items, Legendaries, sockets ** Spells and Spell Wands ** Rings , Amulets, Gloves and more ! ** Factions ** Battle Pets ** Gems and Sockets ** HP , Dodge , Lored Items ** Custom Bosses with abilities ** Minigames ** Grand Theft Auto with Guns ** Dungeons and Quests ** God Of War Dungeon – Based on Xbox, Help Kratos !

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Japura Survival City

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Japura.net PVP zombie city survival server running a lot of custom plugins. Players can create tribes to claim and protect land. A massive city is generated over the normal minecraft world, and is ready to be looted! Watch out for the endless hordes of zombies! Nobody would want to go out at night. server url: mine.japura.net website url: www.japura.net no excessive swearing. no religion/nationality/politics/sensitive arguments. no cheating, abusing in-game glitches or using mods that can affect the server. graphical mods like minimaps or lighting is OK. no spamming. zero tolerance for moderator impersonation. report any server issues with the /bug command, or on the forums. no asking for gun mods.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	208	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Neutine

KitPvP, Survival

A minecraft network with great features, enjoyable gameplay and much more! Ranging from custom weapons, classes, bosses and custom scripted server with constant updates, bug patches and gameplay improvements.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Animals Bred:	108	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Sky Prison

Sky Prison is a prison located on a sky island, there are no bars or bedrock walls though but a sky, What they didn’t know was that you could fly off the island. But your freedom doesn’t start there yet. You will have to work yourself out. You can cut tree’s fish and mine, Once you have gathered enough resources you can sell them to get access to the next island. Once you get there you are 1 step closer to your freedom. There is a twist though, Not all prisoners are friendly prisoners. Some prisoners want to kill you in prison! But we have prison guards for those, once they see prisoner fighting they will kill them.

Join this unique prison server with a nice community and lots of unique events like sky pvp, hunger games, adventure. MC.skyprison.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

LepakMC

PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Sometimes we just want to sit back, relax, and LEPAK. Join our server and have a LEPAK good time with us on our Minecraft server, We are a casual gaming community with everything you need in a survival server, from just chilling and fishing and talking with friends, to making gigantic AFK farms, we also have a custom dungeon and a custom PVP Arena as well.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CubeServer #2

NEW Factions PvP Map

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Game Of Thrones Conquest

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Be prepared to lead your house, or join an existing one. Rule or be ruled, fight or be killed. But if you know how to play the game well, peace will conquer.

If you join our server we highly recommend you join our discord community too to register and join a house of your liking or start your own! In this server, you have the freedom or break and make alliances, sell or buy things and on top of all, quests!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

AbsoluteCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

At AbsoluteCraft, its all about the players!

We are an awesome community Minecraft server with both survival and creative worlds. We take pride in the fact that everybody knows everybody!

If that sounds like the kind of server you want to join connect to: MC-AC.COM

They say less is more but that wont be the case when you need to race to the top of the economy to stay alive in the vanilla Player vs Player free-roam world we call Survival!

Full creative mode with WorldEdit! There’s not much more you need in life if you are aspiring builder or griefer.

We have some truly epic games that include Build It!, BlockHunt, Spleef and the world famous Survival Games. We’ve even built our own maps like The Cruise, the Planet Minecraft Contest Finalist!

The Builder world is the home of TeamAbsolute, our build team, where epic cities and projects are created which players can view as well.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ChuwiCraft

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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The server contains:

》Tradeos 》Crates 》Mine with and without PVP “Roman Coliseum 》Vote 》Protection Blocks “Missions And much more!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8854	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NextGamers Europe MC Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

The NGE Minecraft Server! We are a freebuild survival server with friendly staff and over 70 plugins. We don’t sell any inGame items or ranks with special abilities, for real money, but you can buy Premium with inGame money. Premium gives you fly and some other special abilities. Some of our plugins are (some plugins you can first use when you’re Premium but you can get that without real money for 8000€ inGame money):: We’re sure you’ll have a lot of fun on our server. See you there! 🙂

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	405
Runes Activated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Twenture Minecraft Server

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Prison

Greetings, Minecraft enthusiasts! We’re thrilled to welcome you to the most exciting and immersive Minecraft server out there – Twenture Minecraft Server!

Embark on an Epic Journey: At Twenture, we’re all about crafting unforgettable adventures in the boundless world of Minecraft. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, there’s something here for everyone. Join us, and let’s explore the limitless possibilities of this pixelated wonderland together!

It’s time to forge your legacy, build empires, and create memories that will last a lifetime. Join Twenture Minecraft Server today and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Flunkiiiland

The Admins of this Server are vasilisn and Flunkiii. Until now, we build a lot of things. We dont use special shop plugins but we have herobrine on the server 😉 You can build whereever you want because it’s a freebuilt and PVP server. We have 6 Slots and he will be online anytime. Everyone is welcome! This server is now 6 months old and we would be realy happy if you join our server. It will be funny 🙂 Flunkiii – german vasilisn – english So everyone understand the rules and all this things ;D

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	939194
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!