Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5845	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Odyssey Craft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are multi server hub include Vanilla, FactionPVP, MiniGame and many more.

From the lobby, you can choose your next destination to

Vanilla (this is true vanilla Minecraft and always up-to-date) FactionPVP (typical Faction based PVP server) MiniGame (Fun games to play) Creative User, /vanilla, /creative, /game or /faction

And most of all, we are always free. There is no donation and buy for ranks or commands. You can earn the rank with our voting system.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Too Stronkk Gaming

Economy, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Too Stronkk Gaming! -Explore a vast open Factions wilderness! -Kick back and relax in Pirate Cove (Our Spawn World) -Competitive Factions play – TNT ENABLED -Claim land for your faction anywhere you want, the Overworld, the Nether, or the End! -You break the rules, you go to prison to serve hard time. -Real, stable, player driven economy – Emerald Standard -Server is managed by adults -Unique Titles to be earned by completing staff created achievements -Rent Homes, Shops and Storage Vaults within the City of Pirate’s Cove -Ranks and Donation perks – NO PAY TO WIN -Buy donation packages with in-game money! -Win real $MONEY$ for completing certain achievements! SERVER IP = MC.TOOSTRONKKGAMING.NET 192.169.44.134 WEBSITE = WWW.TOOSTRONKKGAMING.NET

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	42
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Spuddsmarch

After 8 months of preparation, we have finally emerged. Our server is total grief, anarchy, and destruction. Outside of spawn, ANYTHING goes, griefing, raiding, and stealing.

Meet the staff!

Owners: spuddnik and socomtoaster Admins: azdz111 and rex_is_goof1 Mods: Luis1750 and Monty33

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

WoodyVille

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

When we built Woodyville we wanted to make things a bit diffrent and more engaging for players. Here At WoodyVille we have many features. Ranks – rank up Economy – Get Rich Pvptoggle – Choose to fight players Locks – lockable chests/doors ect. Protections – Protect your Area Rollbacks – even more protection Shops – Make a Shop…and Get Rich Skills(Mcmmo) – Earn Rewards Custom Mobs and much more.. So Come Visit Thanks, Kithyx and Co. No Grief, No Lag and No Spam!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Official Fairy Tail MC Server

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome server based on the Sword Art Online and Fairy Tail Anime Series. Option to be in either world, ofc can play in both. You can fly with /fly on which costs $20 per minute. There are various ranks, jobs and quests, to get a job its /jobs list and /jobs join and can have up to 4 jobs at once. There is 3 magic types, MagicSpells, MagicalSpells and FairyTailCraft. Can earn Leader, Alf, Pixie, SClass, WizardSaint, GuildMaster and CouncilMember. Come join and join in on the fun! There are now secret classes, the Grand Magic Games, more magics, Wizard’s City and great RPG quests

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Fragnet

This is a great survival server with very dedicated staff. With plug-ins like Essential with /sethome and /home so u never lose your house, what’s not to love? Wanna check out what your friend has built? Just do /tpa(name) and teleport right to them! Overall, it is an outstanding server!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ActionPVP

ActionPVP.com – “The most unique PVP experience possible” – We run a 24/7 automated PVP server cycling every 30 minutes to custom maps! Come join us today!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Crops Grown:	7330	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Matecraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Server IP: matecraft.org || Website: http://www.matecraft.org || Discord: https://discord.gg/CW78VBM

Matecraft is a growing Minecraft network that is very heavily focused on the community and gameplay.

The servers are updated regularly and new content and features are added, we offer an immersive experience, with custom features and the following game modes;

· Nexus – Matecraft’s Hub and Arcade server. Hosting a collection of Minigames & 2 of our very own modes; Bombermate & SuperSmashMates

· Elite Survival – The good old fashioned Matecraft Survival server, with a few tweaks. With a heavy focus on Elite Mobs, Elite Survival has tons of unique mobs, loot, events and features.

· Creative – Choose from Plots, MegaPlots, Freebuild, Terrain Plots, Terrain Freebuild & the new, double-tall Nether FreeBuild! Featuring Builder & Designer ranks.

· Aether – A collection of 3 ”Sky” modes. Featuring the popular SkyBlock, SkyGrid & Lucky OneBlock modes!

· Vanilla – A completely Vanilla Minecraft experience. The only change, being able to chat with the rest of the Matecraft community while you play!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ElectronicPvP

Welcome to ElectronicPvP! We are a Faction PVP server with friendly staff and a hell lot of Murder! Joining us will be very appreciated! Feedback and voting will be appreciated also! As well as that, there are donation ranks! Donate to get these ranks!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ores Mined:	2616

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PowerdByCrystals

PowerdByCrystals is a PVP Faction server. More info the follow.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Production Team Java / Bedrock

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Tekkit

Enjoy! Production Team! Java / Bedrock

Server supports PC Java and Windows Edition, PSN, Xbox, Switch, and Mobile! Mostly we’re an 18+ community. We make videos, feature builds and definitely like getting to know players. We’ve got a great community and we’d be glad to have you join us!

Disputes will be moderated via in-world Court. Server Location: U.S. East Owner: Chunk_TV

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PilotCraft

Welcome to a new Minecraft server experince!

Here at PilotCraft we have all types of minigames, like CTF, Spleef, Paintbal, Football, Hunger Games and more!!

We also have a unique Factions, mcMMO experience qith allowed griefing and raiding!

Come join us and learn more at poltcraftmc.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

anklesneeze

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Economy server with multiworld, ECO. Skygrid, skyblocks, warhub, MCMMO and lots of extras including a custom guild system.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TDE – Timberman.de

Next time…

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	8014	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CREATIVE PVP

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.