Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

EliteNations

Hello thank you for considering EliteNations we are a faction pvp server that offers selective biome, pvp arena, Parkour and hunger games and a archery rage and many more coming soon so if you wanna become the top faction come on by and join us in the battle

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SnowyCraft

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Our Server is full of wonderful experiences. We have SMP and CMP, Creative has its own separate Ranks, these are FREE to earn, though to earn them you must gather up Builder-Points by building! Our server also has a few mini games access them with /travel. The server also has custom plugin’s made specifically for the server!

Website: snowy-craft.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DeathMatchPVP

We are a starting community looking for players and builders

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PrisonRaider

PrisonRaider is one of many Minecraft prison themed servers. What makes our server stand out from the rest is our great team of staff and how helpful they are. Fun things such as drugs help makes your server experience more enjoyable as it adds an odd style to the way you play Minecraft.

The aim of PrisonRaider is to break free from prison. To do this you must gather resources and sell them to the shop to gain money. After you have reached a certain amount of money you are able to use the /rankup command and progress to the next level. Once you’ve reached the rank [Raider] you will be able to do /warp Raider, allowing you to access the wilderness.

Once you’re in the wilderness, your adventure really starts. From here you can do anything you like! What makes it even better is that you have the Faction commands available to use once you’re [Raider] allowing you to create factions with your friends and claim land – preventing you from being raided in the future.

You can of course come back into the prison at any time you wish, so if you are a new player – aim to be the first one out – to get a head start!

Thanks guys and I hope you enjoy the server!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Divine Spears Created:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Epicland

A whitelisted Swedish 24/7 server We are looking for players who are eager to play on our server. We offer Pvp arenas mini games Own shoppers Events from time to time. Own mining world We have anti greif plugin and what it takes to protect our buildings and players. So feel free to send an application if you’re interested 🙂

PS 11 year limit!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Surax

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games

Some of the features presently available: – Use eggs to catch mobs! – Store your experience in XP bottles for later use! – Spawn Shop to buy and sell items to earn money! – Jobs plugin – Hunger Games, Spleef and LOTS of Parkours – Every player can claim regions to keep their things safe and private – Chests and doors can be locked

Minecraft server type: Bukkit Plugins: MobArena, SurvivalGames, EggCatcher, ChestShop, PlayerHeads, WorldGuard

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2167	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

GMTF Official Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Our servers have plenty of space to build. Fun, Friendly. Grief Protection, Grief Prevention.

mc.gmtf.net:25565 GMTF Official Server

mc.gmtf.net:25566 GMTF Second Server

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Zombie Survival

Horde is a Zombie Survival server like no other.

Fight hordes of the undead with your friends. That’s right, Horde is a totally team-based zombie survival game. Strategize, coordinate and fight together with your friends or with the hundreds of players on the server to survive! Rank up, get better gear, and become a master zombie slayer!

Fight zombies in beautifully created post-apocalyptic structures, graveyards, mystical skylands, and even in space!

Horde is a totally unique zombie survival server that focuses on providing fun and re-playable zombie-hacking action. Survive as long as you can, scavenge for supplies, upgrade your gear, and gather XP, all on one of several carefully balanced survival maps. Level up, unlock new classes and kill enough zombies to get on the leaderboards and win events!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2132

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Bywater Craft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Bywater Craft is a friendly community of Minecraft players and we welcome all players 🙂 There are multiple creative and survival worlds (see bywatercraft.com/worlds). We also have two End worlds, one for the dragon and one space world for builders! mcMMO is used along with other plugins (see bywatercraft.com/picsandplugins).

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CosmicX [FULLY 1.20.4] [Roleplay City] [512×512 sized plots, Free Worldedit, Voxelsniper, goBrush, goPaint, Arceon, Redstone, Huge Head Database, Armour stand tools] [Private SMP worlds] [Republic]

Arceon, BUILD, Chill, classic, Creative, Fastasyncworldedit, Fawe, free, Freebuild, Freeplay, Fun, Gobrush, Gopaint, Items, Plotme, Plots, Redstone, Roleplay, Roleplaying, smp, Survival, Voxel, Voxelsniper, Worldedit

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.

Features include:– Free worldedit (no need to vote for it)– Free voxelsniper– Free goBrush usage– Free goPaint usage– Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads!– Free, unlimited redstone– No lag (Average TPS of 20.0) CosmicX [FULLY 1.20.4] [Roleplay City] [512x512 sized plots, Free Worldedit, Voxelsniper, goBrush, goPaint, Arceon, Redstone, Huge Head Database, Armour stand tools] [Private SMP worlds] [Republic] Minecraft Server (Timings of a constant 20 tps)– Regularly updated– Events

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Legion Servers

Legion Servers features various game types such as PvP mini-games, tower defense, and anarchy survival. Come check us out – IP: mc-l.net

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Lazle Craft

My Best Server

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PEMCserver

Dedicated Australian Minecraft Community

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Ultimate Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Hallo!

Glad you found our little server!

Ultimate Minecraft is a cozy little freebuild server for everyone that has existed since 2010. In contrast to other servers, we do not rely on as many and impressive plugins as possible. We want to preserve the original Minecraft feeling that we fell in love with years ago and just spice it up a bit with a few little extras. Another advantage is that we can switch to new game versions comparatively quickly.

After a short registration, which is mandatory for us, you can get started straight away and secure a property yourself. On our website you will find detailed instructions for everything.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Airblockz Survival

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Our community comes with 2 different games, to ensure you have quality fun!

1: Skyblock (Unique compared to other servers, we have MobArena + Chestshop + etc. )

2: Factions. (Fair and balanced)

3: Survival (Fun and balanced.

4: Creative (Talk to the server and just build stuff like nyan cats :D)

5: Prison (Soon to be released.)

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At Airblockz Survival, we try to give you nonstop, high-quality entertainment! Our server is perfected with top-notch server specs. We run off Intel Xeon E3 Proccessors, and each of our servers come with high RAM. We know you hate servers that are offline, but fear not! We have state of the art DDoS Protection, to prevent those nasty hackers. We try and make imagination reach its limits. Every week, we try to add an event, or just add a new feature to the server, so you will never get tired of the server! Come on in and enjoy the enjoyment!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!