Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Skyblock.fi

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	4447
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7864	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DoctorWhoCraft

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ChocolateMC

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Villages Defended:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Crops Grown:	9277

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Redstone Oinkcraft

Creative

If you are in Creative one time, and want to play survival the next minute? Well instead of switching your IP to another server, just type /spawn and enter another portal! All worlds use the same chat channels, so you can still talk to friends. We have Creative, Survival, Parkour, In the making of a redstone world and a Pixelart world, anyone has access to the Pixelart world but you need to donate for a plot there. Thanks for your support!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MzCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Server Full PVP 1.5.2 Events, Raffles, Mini Games TnT Run, PaintBall, SkyWars x1 Plugin, Anvils, Diamonds and More

www.mzcraft.net

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Itchy Dog

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

If you want to have a good time playing Minecraft with a relaxed and friendly bunch of players, then why not drop by and try us out?

Itchy Dog is a Bungee network with 6 uniquely themed servers (plus Lobby), for you to play on. When you join, you’ll begin on the Lobby server, from there you can take portals to the play servers: Itchy Dog – Survival ChewToy – Creative DogEatDog – PvP with seige DogHouse – RPG, quests and magic Cerberus – Hunger Games that auto resets the world each game Rabid – hostile environment and mobs, PvP and Gods.

There’s a global chat system, so you can hop around the servers to mix up your game while still being able to chat with other players, whatever server they, or you, are on.

We welcome guests, so you can jump right in and start playing, and the NPCs on Lobby will give you start-up info, and can even auto-promote you to full member so you don’t have to wait for a staff response to get access to extra commands. Grief protection is available on each server, along with full logging and active staff to keep your builds safe.

We’re a small, friendly community with plenty of capacity for new players; we welcome all ages but we do expect mature and reasonable behaviour. We have a zero tolerance policy for griefing and anti-social behaviour, so if you’re looking for somewhere to chill and relax, playing Minecraft, then drop in and give Itchy Dog a try.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Farms Harvested:	312

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Majkrafci.pl PvP-Survival

Server Info: ●Server version: 1.5.2● ●IP: mc.majkrafci.pl● ●Website: www.majkrafci.pl● ●Server Style: PVP-RPG-HG-Survival..● ●Server Status: Online● ●Server Record: 862●

Server were made year ago and there are already 862 players online! Server is Multi-Style, you can play Survival, Kit-PvP, Hunger-Games, SkyBlock, TF2-Paintball and even Hardcore! On the server like PvP or Survival you’ll never get bored, because of players. There are many players everyday and you can find many friends or even build up a great team! Server is in Poland Language, but hey no worry, players will always speak back in english in case ;). So what are you waiting for? Get up and join the server now!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

OzCraft [FACTIONS]

OzCraft is an upcoming PvP server designed to bring you the latest in gaming experience.

Specs: RAM: 12gb SLOTS: 500 Registered users: 5301

Come on in and make a faction!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftWars- Polish server

This is a brand new server, with freebuild, survival and creative.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ores Mined:	7984

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minedlands

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Finally.. the vanilla server you’ve always wanted.

Minedlands is a simple, friendly, community oriented vanilla server. Many servers claim to be vanilla or have that ‘vanilla feel’, but every one I tried crushed this hope as I became bombarded by colored text, huge buildings, and walls filled with rules. Minedlands was inspired to be the kind of server that truly embodied the real vanilla experience. Minedlands uses Bukkit combined with only the most non-invasive plugins to help protect you from hackers and griefers. You can rest easy knowing that Minedlands does not and will not ever support unnecessary, flashy, or game changing plugins.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	85	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PhantomPvP

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

PhantomPvP is an almost completely custom minecraft server including factions with skylands, creative, custom mob arena, kit games, and many more unique features. We strive to provide the best player experience when you join phantompvp and will ensure you that it will be like no other factions server you have seen before. Our main features are: – Factions, with many custom additions. – Special items that have unique abilities. – Custom enchants, aside vanillas enchants. – Donor point system, players can obtain donor perks with or without donating. – Custom creative plots, including a unique building mirror feature.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.