Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Kotoba Miners

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

TeamSpeak: voice.kotobaminers.org. Welcome!! Welcome! Hello all, and welcome to Kotoba Miners! Hello, I’m cheapsh0t, the administrator of this server. What to expect: How our server works: A friendly and polite community (including the staff!!) consisting of Japanese and English speaking players. Friendly Japanese and foreign players Opportunities to practice your English/Japanese in a safe and comforting environment. The perfect environment to practice English and Japanese Weekly lessons: http://www.kotobaminers.org/events/weekly So, if you want to join a friendly community of native and non-native English speakers, join today!!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Magic Items Found:	2475	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Zapple Nation

This server has CTF Paintball and spleef we are working on adding more as you read this. Admins are friendly. The games are fun. And No Whitelist!!! Rules 1. Be Nice 2. No Hacking 3. No asking for op 4. Try not to swear 5. No Spamming 6. No Advertising 7. No offensive Buildeings 8. No 1×1 Towers 9. No Full Cap messages 10. Don’t Bug the Admins

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Worldofemilys Server

Worldofemilys server! HeadDrops mineable spawners factions and more!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftCity

Precious stones protection (Obsidian). SMP, PVP, Skyblock Co-Op, creative and hardcore maps (Multiverse).

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TheSkyCraftiers

Economy, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

So far we offer: ● Survival, (Vanilla) (Hardcore factions) ● Skyblock ● Creative ● Minigames ● Prison

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Just2Play

Just2Play awaits you with PvP plugins,party MobArena and much more!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

JustPVP

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Why not come and start your Minecraft adventure at TNTCraft?

Thats fine, we have it all sorted for you!

Running Factions, ObsidianDestroyer, MobArena and plenty of custom plugins

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlockHeads

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

100 percent Vanilla, All Natural, with No Added Plug-ins or Artificial Mods… pure Minecraft. True Survival with no kits, no ranks… everybody on same playing level.

No Plug-ins means that we always run the latest version of mc, no waiting for latest version for REAL up-to-date Minecraft enthusiasts that are looking for a REAL Challenge!

BlockHeads is “deliberately different” from the other servers. We strive to provide a family friendly place for die-hard MineCraft lovers who enjoy struggling to survive. If you are looking for special privileges this is NOT the server for you. Players will have to WORK to achieve greatness. everyone has equal game-related abilities and privileges, there are NO OP players. The rules are SIMPLE: Play MineCraft… Have Fun… Dont Annoy People. If you find joy in annoying other people… you won’t last long here. If you are ready for a challenge… come join us!

Latest Version ◊ Real Survival ◊ Real Vanilla

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Bubbas Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

ABOUT Bubba’s Survival [IP: mc.BubbasSurvival.com]

1.8.3 compatible Minecraft Server Herobrine Awaits You! Yes the legend is true…! Bubbas SURVIVAL has a beautiful spawn world, 2 Survival worlds, easy and hard modes, SkyBlock and Creative. Very friendly, nice and easygoing mature staff atmosphere. Do you want to play SURVIVAL only? Do you miss they way MineCraft was meant to be played? Look no further… We are an American based server with up to 100 slots, A claiming system in place to protect your precious builds from unwanted griefers. We are setup with MCBans, Prism, GroupManager, Essentials, WorldGuard, WorldEdit, GriefProtection, Dynmap and World Border. Ranks are: Owner, Admin, Mod, Trustee, Master, Expert, Adept and Default player. You can set homes by naming them, TP to friends and back home again. TP BACK to the unfortunate death spot to pick up all you hard mining work you will never loose again. Helpful and friendly staff. Build a house, build a town or build a city… Go out there and SURVIVE with friends or go at it alone. come join the fun and get started up with a small community of friends. We take care of each other…

Hope to see you soon… Look us up on the website at: http://www.BubbasSurvival.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Dimensions Apart Novus

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Dimensions Apart: Novus brings back all of the things you love about survival economy and more. With just a kit of wooden tools, you are forced to go out into the wilderness and work your way up from rags to riches. You have access to a balanced economy where you are free to buy and sell your worth. There are infinite resources at your disposal, from traders in Novus to other players scattered across the continent. You are never without endless adventure, adrenaline, and opportunity on Dimensions Apart.

Starting Off: When you first join, you will be in Novus, the spawn town of the world of Dimensions Apart. Novus is home to a myriad of shops, traders, rental spaces, apartments, market stalls, and exploration. Your first kit is noticeable as it contains diamonds among other goods. You are given the opportunity to start by walking through a simple portal to enter a dimension of your choice where you will meet other players and monsters.

The world is divided into quadrants, with roads segmenting them. You will get to know the players in your area, as you depend on them for materials not found at spawn and also for companions in quests and common travel. It is great advice to make friends and get to know and trust those closest to you.

Welcome to a different world of nostalgia, challenges, and intrigue. Welcome to Dimensions Apart: Novus.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Derp Islands

Derpislands is a Bukkit server running off of the latest beta or recommended build. The server features an Essentials economy with Citizens and block logging with Logblocks. Once spawned you’ll have direct access to the spawn world, and it’s nether. The server offers multiple world and gametypes from vanilla survival, player-versus-player survival, creative, and several quarry worlds that can be accessed through an optional registration at our forums, derpislands.com.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

XyionGaming

Join Xyion Craft now! IP:XyionGaming.mcserver.ws

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Engamma Craft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Engamma is a server with many features!

As soon as you log in you will get free enchanted items and plenty of diamonds/food to get yourself started!

Come join this amazing towny adventure!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

KoonKraft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

KoonKraft Network

Hello there! We would like to invite you to our Minecraft server, KoonKraft. We are a pvp-oriented server that enjoys giving the best fun possible to our players with our setups and game modes. Available Game Modes: – Factions Claim land, build a team, and raid others. This is our most popular server. Thousands of factions have been created and it keeps going. – Prison Another of our popular game modes, prison was the second gamemode on the KoonKraft network. Mine and sell resources to rank up and get better.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Xaloria

Welcome to Xaloria! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

1. We are a well-established 3-year old server 2. We offer PvP and PvE experiences including Land Claiming, Parties, and McMMO 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have been recognized for our friendly community. 5. We hold democratic elections for Mods. 6. We never force our players to donate or vote.

At Xaloria, our goal is to give you a fun and memorable experience with an active community and a stable server infrastructure. We just celebrated our third official birthday as a server and aren’t going anywhere anytime soon so your builds will be safe. Give us a shot. I promise you won’t be disappointed if you’re looking for a fun and laid back server.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.