Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EDO’S WORLD

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
New Chunks Explored:	982992	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Zealanderville

PvE, PvP, Survival

We are a friendly, survival server with helpful staff and a great community. Our server features a few fun extras such as; mcmmo, mypet, jobs,auctions,and several different PVP arena (mob,regular and class PVP). We also have some fun minigames: kickin’ chicken, spleef, and a COD spin-off.

Stop by and say HI! Happy playing The Z-Team!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EpicCraft

Welcome to EpicCraft The realism server!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mines Excavated:	1338

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

WeBuildCrap

We are a Bukkit based PVE survival server. We also have a creative world and are working on a gameworld that will include a hunger games arena. But this is far from vanilla. This is a fairly small server where everyone is quite helpful. We have a large variety of Plugins ranging from protecting your land, animals, and self to mods that make the game more challanging, as well as an economy fueled by users buying and selling to eachother. We highly encourage towns and user built things. Check out our forums for more information at www.webuildcrap.com We look forward to meeting you!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Cloudcreeper Minecraft

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ActionPVP – Minigames

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

Here at ActionPVP we didn’t just want to build a Minecraft server, we wanted to build a community of PVP’ers. So we put together a team of great coders and set out on building a fully custom plugin and website to support our dream of an easy friendly place to jump in and play PVP matches at any time.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mines Excavated:	3642	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TownCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

TownCraft is a community driven SMP Server. Player run economy with an item based currency, player run towns and shops, fun plugins such as McMMO, and much more! Server was created in 2011 and ran up until 2015. The server was offline until 2022. Now I have rebuilt the server from the ground up and am excited to share it with the public!

We function a bit differently than “Towny” servers. We do not use towny, but rather Grief Defender with the RealEstate addon. This allows for very customizable towns and plots that can be sold, leased, or rented. All plots are protected. To encourage living in a town, raiding is allowed in the wild. Living in towns will have benefits such as local shops, protection from PvP and raiding, and creating friends! Now you may build and live in the wild but you may be raided or killed! Anyone can become a “mayor” and given a special role that can create a town claim and plots. For more details checkout the website or ask in game!

Basic rules No cheating / exploits No racism, homophobia, sexism, or any other type of disrespect. No swearing. TownCraft is welcome to members of all ages, profanity is censored. Don’t be rude.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

InfiniteMC Overpowered Raiding 1.7.2

★Features★

– MCPVP Teams – MCPVP Trackers – MCPVP Go Warps – MCPVP Spawn Protection

Well, please join us now, we are growing really fast! This is the best server. Please like the post so we can get at Most Liked. We also have a server website. You can always visit our website for the latest news and updates. Please go to www.hc-infinitemc.enjin.com

IP: pvp.infinityraids.net

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PlatyCast

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Hermitcraft-like server! The server focuses on vanilla similar to how Hermitcraft is but with plugins to make it easier and without any griefing.

Come play survival!! The server is 24/7 and is always updated with the latest build of spigot and plugins. We also have custom plugins!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Holy Grails Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

GameChatWorld

A friendly, no nonsense server, with regular members and helpful staff. Server is survival so you can pick out any open part of the world and start building. Worried about grief? No need to worry, just inform the nearest staff member and they will punish the wrongdoer and roll back any damage done!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

northern Realms

– Welcome to Northern Realms MC. We are proud to anounce the grand Re-opening of the long awaited peaceful, economy based, Towny server known as Northern Realms. We are the third generation in a long line of past PvP Towny servers, Hardcore PvP Faction servers, and now as a Family Friendly Economy based Towny Server. The staff of the server have been working on this server for a long time now, and are finally releasing the IP to the public ( 69.175.124.76 ).

– Come and check out the servers amazing spawn built by many people including Jonnyboy838, Khrysteen1973, Maalur, Codebomb, Pumpumrasta, daabest1. We encourage many new players to join and ask questions if you need help. You will find that you will be able to progress quickly in the world of Minecraft with the help of not only the staff, but everyone else on the server as well.

– If you have any questions before joining, or while on the server, or just want to chat, feel free to log onto the Teamspeak 3 server and talk to all of us here at Northern Realms ( ts43.gamespeak.com:9269 ) as we always have someone on to talk. We will soon be having drop parties of items once we start getting a steady flow of people (P.S: They will be epic!!).

– We hope to see you all very soon. From all of us over at Northern Realms, we hope you have a wonderful time.

All of the above and much more at Northern Realms!63.209.37.233:9111 ) as we always have someone on to talk. We will soon be having drop parties of items once we start getting a steady flow of people (P.S: They will be awesome :3).

We hope to see you all very soon. From all of us over at Northern Realms, we hope you have a wonderful time.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Warzonedefenders

Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Minecraft “First Person Shooter” Server Host:join.warzonedefenders.com Website: http://warzonedefenders.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

WolfCraft

Economy

WolfCraft

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	7495	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Strongholdcraft

A factions, pvp, griefing, and all around war-fest server. We allow pvp, griefing, TNT cannons, and any other thing that floats your boat.

We have a small team of relaxed, patient staff, who are at your service, and some awesome donor ranks!

Complete with a player market, and an adminshop!

We also have the bloodmoon which will kick your ass!

Factions, PvP, Griefing, Bloodmoon, Economy, TNT

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Farms Harvested:	666
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

RebornCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

Hub: Yes,Factions: Yes,Raiding: Yes,Custom Plugins: Yes,Friendly,Staff: Yes,Website: Yes,Creative: Yes,Plots: Yes,Donator Ranks: Yes,HardCore Survival Yes:,No Health regen: Yes,Prison: Yes,A lot of Mines: Yes,Voting reward every x votes: Yes,Kitpvp: Yes,Custom Kitpvp Plugin: Yes,Custom Maps: Yes,Minigames: Yes,Paint War: Yes,Survival Games: YesCapture,The Flag: YesSky Wars: Yes,Skyblock: Yes,Spleef: Yes,Quake: Yes,Paint Ball: Yes,Dedicated Server: Yes,Cracked: Yes,AND ALOT MORE: YES

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.