Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Vanilla World

Survival, Vanilla

What is our server about?

Vanilla World is a unique kind of server. What makes it so special is that griefing does not occur yet the experience is 100% vanilla. This is because every player gets teleported to a different part of the map, hundreds of thousands of blocks away from anyone else. This makes griefing incidents very unlikely! We are not technically vanilla but we believe in order for every player to enjoy the same vanilla experience certain plugins are required. This is truly a one of a kind server because we write most the our plugins ourselves.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Emeralds Found:	5311	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FateCraft

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Abbeycraft The Official Redwall Server

Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the first and only official Redwall server. Come and join other Redwall fans and explore the world created by Brian Jacques. Visit places such as the Abbey, St. Ninian’s, and Gingivere’s Farm. Many popular locations have been built, with more to come.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blackhand

Der Blackhand Server (Cracked)

On this server you will experience more than Minecraft!

Our team offers you any help and is always at your side.

Become a part of our community and experience something

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	118

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Skyblock Realms

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Connect with the IP: SBrealms.com

Skyblock Realms Features: – Custom plugins. – Enhanced economic system. – Advanced island protection. – Custom islands. – Numerous parkour courses. – We offer several server realms (i.e.: Ice, Fire). – And of course, completely lag free.

At Skyblock Realms, our goal is to provide you with free, non-stop entertainment of the highest quality while ensuring uninterrupted game play. Enjoy your time at Skyblock Realms!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ores Mined:	5331	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TekVille

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Welcome to TekVille! Original Minecraft Feel. PVP in Arena only. Protection Stones. Plenty of Uninhabited Land!

Come build a homestead on a mostly empty new world! Also jobs available.

We now have the Horses Plugin!

We also have four PVP arenas and a Mob Arena! Not to mention creative build contests on the weekends. Lots of fun activities!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Wynncraft

PvE, PvP

Wynncraft is a unique Minecraft MMORPG experience. Adventure into deep and epic quests, level up to unlock new powerful spells, and find rare gear to help you in your travels! No mods required!

You cannot build in it, but you can explore the world freely.

We feature quests, dungeons, a massive exciting world, unique weapons, bosses, an interactive spell system, a skill system, levels, trading, horse training, town invasions, and much much more.

Our inviting community would love to have you.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	307133
Players Killed by Monsters:	2315	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Xeal Gaming

Creative, Factions, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

ABOUT US Xeal Gaming provides you a world-class gaming experience regardless of your age and nationality. You will get to meet players from various continents, and build great friendships through Xeal’s forums and Teamspeak. You will be empowered to play Minecraft in every imaginable way; farming in your own colossal skyscrapers, PVP in carefully built arenas, mining deep within the earth, building your most epic architectural creation, and more. Your creations and properties are protected from other players’ destruction with our Faction Plugin and the enforcement of our staff team. Even if property has been destroyed, staff can rollback such actions, and every player will be more than willing to lend you a hand in helping you recover.

Survival World – Also known as the main world of the server, this world is in Survival (SMP) mode and is the world that the server revolves around. There are many MMO aspects to this world including factions, economy, shops, jobs and so much more!

Games World – This world is filled with excitement! Play a game Parkour, PvP, or even TNTRun! There are various difficulties and themes to the parkour arenas! The arenas are fully functional and can range from “babysteps” to “damnhard!”. The games world will never cease to fulfill your amusement!

Plots World – Creative mode is given on this world, you can unleash your creativity here and build as you so desire, starting with 2 extremely large plots of size 80×80 is given to each player! More plots are allocated to people of higher rank or people whom have donated to the server.

SkyBlock World – Live on an island, invite your friends to help you on your journey to become the top island on the server, get resources by building farms and completing challenges!

Survival Games – Fight to the death against other players in order to gain the winning position! There are chests filled with loot waiting for adventurers like you to open them and discover the weapons and armour inside of them!

SERVER HARDWARE Powerful Dedicated i7-4770K at 4.2 GHz – Lagless TPS! (19.8-20) -Dedicated Memory! (12GB) – High Average Players! (25-60) -24/7 Uptime! (Never down) – Hosted in SG (with low ping!) – KeepInventory = TRUE – Active staff and admins

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

block city jail

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Broncin

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Towny

Broncin Network is a unique and engaging network of servers. If you choose to play with us, you will enjoy a wide variety of unique and exciting gamemodes new to Minecraft. We offer something for everyone, so we are sure you’ll have a great time on our network! Hope to see you online soon! 🙂

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Sarcacraft

**Features: Freebuild – Normal terrain, survival mode building Pro Flat World – Infinite flat world for skilled rank and above Emporium – The best builds are kept here **Survival Worlds: Survival – Normal factions-based survival Insanity – Ghost zombies, flying witches **Minigame Worlds: Parkour – Jumping puzzles. Levels added once in a while Spleef – Classic digging battles Escape – A small game based on teamwork MobArena – Fight mobs Survival Games – The usual Hunger Games based PVP Slime PVP – PVP by throwing slimes at others Duck Hunt – Shoot chicken down as they fall

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	202
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MinecraftPolska.net

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	8436

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

JezzCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to JezzCraft! We’re a fantastic Towny survival server with lively staff. When you first join, you will be greeted with an interactive spawn and a useful starter kit from which you can plonk the first blocks of your new town. You can earn money (you start with $1000) in our extensive economy by selling blocks or using our Jobs plugin which you can then spend at our extensive shop. You can also make ChestShops of your own which allow them to sell items to other players. We also have McMMO which adds a quality RPG-style experience and a creative world for those who want to show off their building skills. We are proud to host a mob arena as well as a PVP arena for those who wish to challenge their friends to a battle. We hope you and your friends decide to log onto this splendid server. Have a nice day.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

KaizerCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

Private Mine-craft Server, Online: 24/7 Location: Singapore Slot: 100

IP: kaizercraft.no-ip.org Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/kaizercraft/ Skype: kaizercraft Donation paypal: [email protected]

Any inquire can contact me as below. Join us now u will get good item in your chest when u join. Do not ask for rank. Will not be entertain. Do not cheat. Do not hack.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HuyCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison

Servers Include: >>> MC.HUYCRAFT.NET <<< – Minigames – Factions RPG – Dwarves Vs Zombies – Prison – Towny – SkyBlock – Skywars (With Guns AND OP) – GunZ

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.