Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
New Chunks Explored:	280746	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Lightube MC Network

Creative, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Lightube MC Network is a server network based in Sydney, Australia. We have several gamemodes including Creative, Survival, Skyblock, Prison, Parkour, and more coming soon!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Year4000

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival

We are a community based server. Started in May of 2011, at the dawn Minecraft’s popularity. We started as a simple server created for classmates and close friends. We wanted a place where we could build and communicate together. We started with using Bukkit to enhance our game play. Then we decided to become a public server, and this is where the Year4000 started its epic journey. This amazing journey will not end anytime soon. Read More at www.year4000.net/page/history

– Network IP: mc.year4000.net – Website: www.year4000.net

(Updated: 1/22/2014) Up to date version: www.year4000.net/page/about

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Ampersand

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Ampersand is a 1.7.2 Minecraft survival server. We have two worlds, survival and creative, where you players can play to their hearts content. The survival world is integrated with the adventure world, so build space isnt too readily available, but we have options for players to teleport from the spawn zone. The difficulty is on hard because we felt that normal was not enough of a challenge for a multiplayer setting. The creative world requires you to pass a test before you can build in it, just contact a server administrator if you think you have what it takes!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	102
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Pixel Gaming

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

Best hub server in Turkey.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5904
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

RaveCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

RaveCraft is a new Factions/Hardgore raiding/Drug server with Friendly staff. See you there!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Moderncraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Survival/pvp server with multiple custom plugins that have been designed to allow players to achieve ranks and extra abilities. Here at Moderncraft, players create a community by joining a “job”. There are 10 different job ranks that you can join to earn ingame money and also gain unique special commands that enhance gameplay beyond the standard norm. We use protection zones that allow players to fly within their zone and player built stores. We offer discord voice/chat and have friendly staff. Join today!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ZombieZone The New MineZ

Hardcore, PvP, Survival

On our server you fight for survival. Zombies do more damage to the player, it is always night, you can run over zombies with cars, you can build a clan base with your clan or a group of players, etc.

We will integrate a lot more into the map and into the functions to give you a good feel.

On the one hand, the map continues to expand and trading posts, new buildings and crash sides are added.

All of this awaits you on ZombieZone, the new DayZ in the Minecraft universe.

We look forward to seeing you 😉

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

McTheWars

Anarchy, PvP

McTheWars Paintball ———————————————————————————————————- Pure fun. Polite people 🙂 🙂 🙂

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	7111

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Cartman2000s Minecraft Server

Economy, PvE, Survival

Multiple worlds, Main world is a 1.19 world, the guest world is a 1.7 world. The server has been running since december of 2010.

Nice and friendly admins. The server also has griefer protection plugins, Prism, GriefPrevention, and player buildrights(whitelist)

The server uses a form of whitelist in that you will have to ask for build rights to be able to modify stuff on the server. You can either ask an admin on the server if they are on or request that you be given rights on the server’s forum: http://bit.ly/1bwNN89

The world renders are here: http://bit.ly/1lBaKNp

Server Rules: Respect the mods and admins on the server. No harassing other players on the server. No Griefing/Stealing items Get permission before modifying someone else stuff. No hacks like fly, speed hacks or Ore findingx-ray hacks. Try to keep the chat clean while on the server, no racism please.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Daedric Gaming

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Come and join the Daedric gaming crew and have fun on our new server, it is OP (Over Powered) PVP so beware

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6791
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crops Grown:	4497

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Mineapolis

Economy, PvE, Survival

Mineapolis is a server for everyone who wants variety. There are tons of plugins that make playing on the server a lot more interesting. Once you have a GS and have played for a while, it is possible to start a project in the creative world. There are a total of 5 worlds (big city, end, nether, small town and the mining world. In the small town you can buy the GS and collect the raw materials in the mining world. In the big city there are tons of high-rise buildings and much more. IMPORTANT: When spawning Read signs (there is important information there). Anyone who has Skype or Teamspeak can write to us and we can talk to each other. There are 3 admins in total (123sebastian, Hussi1111 and IronMetalFlag). We are always happy to help but expect good behavior and friendly interaction. If If someone has problems (e.g. with a player) they can write to us. The players who have been there for a long time can get ranks. The most important thing is that we get players! So that should be enough for now :):D 123sebastian

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minelink Network

Creative, Factions, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Minelink offers a variety of game modes to satisfy your Minecraft addiction. We are a friendly community with full-time custom development and a very active and helpful staff. Be sure to drop by and say hello, the owners are online every day and can be often found casually chatting.

Realize your dreams in a spacious 128×128 plot (or several plots) on our Creative server, where you can build to your heart’s desire and show off your creations. Vote daily to unlock access to WorldEdit and unleash your full creative potential!

If you’re looking for action, immerse yourself in a world of deception and war, unforgiving and governed by survival of the fittest. Factions is a competitive battlefield full of PVP, raiding, and betrayal. Not many have what it takes to survive in this violent power struggle.

Head over to the Cannon server and test a cannon that you want to use against a base you found on Factions, or test a new idea you had for a base defense, all in creative mode! Vote daily for access to WorldEdit and DispenserTools.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Terbia

PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a survival server with the ability to claim your house so griefers can’t destroy it. Just ask an Admin and they will claim it for you. We can also add other flags such as PvP off, creepers off, a message that people see when you enter all for your region!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Goombaloon Survival Server

Survival

The Goombaloon Minecraft server is an open survival server. We have a free-build domed area available for non-members. Members, VIPs, and above have full access to the entire world. Players can rank up over time based on their time on the server and the level of trust they earn among admins. We are a family-friendly server run by a family. Come play!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

GammaMC Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

IP: GammaMC.net Welcome to GammaMC where our goal is to provide players with the best game play experience possible! Our servers are equipped with the best specifications money can buy. We also have enterprise DDoS Protection to guarantee 24/7 up-time! GammaMC has a wide variety of games you can play such as Factions, Prison, KitPvP, Skyblock and more. You can purchase donation ranks that give you perks on all of our gametypes. Your donation helps fund our server and grow the community! If you can’t donate, don’t worry. You can always help us out by voting for FREE everyday! So what are you waiting for? Join now! IP: GammaMC.net

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	3527	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.