Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EmporiorNetwork

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skywars, Survival

EmporiorNetwork the Global Community Network

Were a fun Minecraft server network with custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback.

You can join our server through the following IP adress: mc.emporior.net Dont forget to visit and register on our site: www.emporior.net Want to talk with other players or staff then you can join our TeamSpeak server: ts.emporior.net

Come visit us and you will have a great time. See you soon on EmporiorNetwork.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VisiStudios

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

VISISTUDIOS.COM Takes you to a different galaxy long.. long… time ago. The mighty Galactic empire is at the brink of war. After the great war with Darth Vader the Republic empire found victory! However before Darth Vader went he had died with a curse that rose him and his army back from the dead. These undead 501st Clones have ran sacked and slathered villagers, and many are missing. You are surviving only on pure will to live.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	New Chunks Explored:	356057
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PenguinCraft

Factions

PenguinCraft

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MilkCraft Survival

Survival

The best survival game in the MINECRAFT PLANET!! Join today and check it out! If you like it check out the website and tell friends about it! Be sure to check it out!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Emeralds Found:	9802
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Buildings Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Castle Crafters

Mini Games

Mini Games Server with Factions Mini Games Include: Mob Arena Hunger Games Factions More Mini Games added all the Time! 1000 slot server & Youtubers will be present during American Times.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Divine Spears Created:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

World84

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

World8-4 is a gaming community, hosting multiple Minecraft Servers on some awesome hardware. Based off creating a friendly community we strive to keep our servers at the highest standards. Every server has a complete Anti-cheating system, including anti-xray and an active team of staff to respond instantly so you’re not left needing help.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Baneshroud

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Baneshroud has been a community since early Minecraft Beta. Across various updates and servers, our community is as strong as ever. You will never find more friendly players in Minecraft. Several towns are openly recruiting players, so feel free to explore and ask around to see what fits your playstyle best.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Emeralds Found:	4631

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Lindquist Survival

Survival, Vanilla

This server is a survival server with a good protection plugin. Go onto: Website The server is aimed at a mature but friendly community. We have a rollback plugin so griefers can be rolledback and banned. You can rank up by doing the command: /ar check. You can rank up based on how many hours you have played.

1. Novice – default 2. Apprentice – 10 hours 3. Adept – 100 hours 4. Master – 200 hours

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Super Craft Brothers

Hardcore

First of all, I want to send a warm welcome to all the new players that have joined us, SCB has just been released as an open beta in collaboration with SethBling! We have launched with 7 maps and have gradually increased that number to 11 now. We have had tons of fun developing this and will continue to work on game additions like leveling, achievements, advanced PvP statistics and more maps!

We are the Official Super Craft Brothers servers and we are working on fully automatic servers with a lobby and queu system to support many players. We will still keep the original 4 players per match scheme as the original version, but we will add features that were simply not possible using redstone only.

We will release a set of 6 NEW maps made by Block_Fortress as well as the original maps made by SethBling. This is a very exciting project and we are very happy to be doing it with SethBling. Stay tuned for some beta testing soon!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

JailHouseBlox

Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JailHouseBlox is an OP Prison server with many perks. ✓ 24 prison ranks with different mines, shops, banks, and more for each rank so you’ll never get bored ✓ plenty of donor ranks at good prices ✓ Friendly, helpful staff, always at least on guard on. ✓ Averages over 100 members at all times ✓ Members are knowledgeable on minecraft as well as on JHB. ✓ Online 24/7 ✓ We have the flo-auction plugin so you can get rid of stuff you don’t want as well as getting new/better items for yourself

• Each rank, A-L, Free, and Citizen have they’re own mines, some have two mines, some have a mine and a tree mine. • The mines get better and better as you move up, starting at just stone, iron, and coal, but moving up too having gold ore, diamond blocks, and emerald ore. And that’s not even the best • After earning rank Citizen, you can earn the 10 Prestige ranks. These are a part of being citizen and do not provide with new mines though they do give you certain perks, for example: a pet.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Villages Defended:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Ionic_Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This server is in a new state,everything went to hell and we are repairing it until then don’t join this server,and also I will update this post with more information about this,and any new information. Also I’m not the owner. Skype me for any questions. LixCoffee

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Swaped Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ThePlayground

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Iconomy, Disguisecraft, Horses, Mcmmo, Protected Zones, Banking, Jobs, Bounties, Dragon Travel, Custom Items, Drops and Enchantments, Conquest Mobs, Multi-Verse Survival, Creative and Event Worlds, Point Based Online Store.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

OutlawSMP

Buycraft, Customworld, Friendly, Lands, MCMMO, Nogreifing, Playerwarps, Ranks, Shop, Silkspawners, smp, Survival, Towny, Updated, Voterewards

Welcome to OutlawSMP

We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20 and anyone is welcome

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as player warps , Custom map , Griefprevention, and more! ✨

With Semi-VanWe aim to keep gameplay itself as vanilla as possible, while providing access to some commands that make Minecraft life a little less mundane. For example, we have /tpa, /sethome, and /spawn and more …

LandsClaim your land and only give access to people that you trust! This prevents griefing and raiding, which gives you peace of mind and gives staff more free time to help players, and plan features and events with the command /lands

CratesEvery vote gives you a chance to win a crate key that can be opened up at /warp crates! We also have seasonal crates that provide players cool cosmetic items!

CommunityStart a town! Meet new people! Chat with friends! Join in on a community project We want everyone to enjoy their time on OutlawSMP.We try to promote a friendly environment free from toxic energies. Players are encouraged to voice any suggestions or concerns they may have for the community.EventsMore than one event will be held monthly. Ideally, we like to hold events at different times of day to try to cover all of the time zones. Although sometimes that isn’t possible, we certainly do try our best!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	168
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ISL Network SMP

Clans, Factionsurvival, Survival

Looking for a vanilla/semi-anarchy SMP experience focused around clan warfare?

🔥 Welcome to ISL Network SMP! 🔥

🛡️ Clan-Focused Gameplay: Join or create your own clan and dominate the server with your allies!

⚔️ Semi-Anarchy: With minimal rules and moderation, anything goes – it’s survival of the fittest!

🌍 Vanilla Gameplay: Immerse yourself in the pure Minecraft experience with our vanilla gameplay. No mods, no unnecessary plugins, no BS.

🔥 Clan Tournaments: Engage in intense battles against a random selected clan for in-game prizes.

🎉 Join Our Community: Become part of our thriving Minecraft community.https://discord.gg/R344wACHAjislsmp.apexmc.co

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.