Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SwapedCraft PVP/Raid 24/7 NoLagg

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Come Join SWAPED CRAFT!

IP: n8.csrv.pl:13362

We are a new server featuring PVP/Raiding/Factions. We are offering more to come and a future website if the server deems Popular with the public. Drop Parties if a lot of players are on! :DD

About Us: We are three school friends inspired to run a server and we three enjoy PVP/Raid/Factions/Minigames/More and just Minecraft in General. Come join us! (: We may also be looking for staff in the future and add a hub with minigames. I intend to donate money towards our server to get a teamspeak for it and a website for you guys (:

Contact me at: [email protected]

Messege me in game if you ever want to skype (:

More: We have adminshops and are addin more just suggest! Tell your friends about the server and you may be rewarded.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BlattMiester

PvP, Raiding, Survival

Blatt Miester

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ShadowXCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

I represent a fantastic, excelling community. We have been public since November 2013, and we are holding strong! ShadowXCraft is a fun, appealing network, featuring:

• A popular 1.7.2-1.8.8 mildly-competitive KITPVP (with a HUGE variety of unique gametypes: BuildUHC, ComboUHC, Soup, Potion, OverPowered, Parkour and Basic!). Two professionally built Free for All arenas, parties, killstreaks and our very own cosmetic plugin are also featured! • A CREATIVE server, supporting 1.7.2-1.10.2 versions! Build and create all your inspirations and ideas, with no absolute limit holding you back! • A popular FACTIONS server, supporting 1.8.9-1.10.2 versions! A new version of Factions is being developed, and will be 1.7.2-1.10.2 compatible! Everything will be completely revamped, to everyone’s liking! A lot of the new features will also be ShadowXCraft-unique! • A peaceful 1.7.2-1.10.2 SURVIVAL server, where you have large, separate plots, all to yourself! Play with other people, and renew your vanilla playstyle! • An engaging PRISON server, supporting 1.8.9-1.10.2! It will soon be redone, just like Factions, and it will bring a whole lot of new features and gameplay! • A fun, interactive MINIGAMES server, where you can enjoy our Minigames, such as BlockHunt, Turfwars, and our custom-coded Mineopoly and Battlezones! • A competitive UHC server, where you can battle to your heart’s content! Health does not naturally regenerate, so you have to rely on golden apples and healing potions to regenerate lost health! There is also a private, HostedUHC server for those who are sponsoring and advertising the server!

Additionally, we have an amazing small community, who will get to know you and help whenever they can! Our staff team also monitor the network, so troublemakers are kept in line! This is a US based network! Website: https://www.shadowxcraft.net/

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The Foxelbox Server

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

The Foxelbox Server is a furry minecraft server owned and maintained by Doridian. It is a nice place for Furries and non-Furries alike to come together and build, explore, and talk to one another.

Features: -Survival World and Creative World, through multiverse. -White-listed Technic Server (FBMP) -A Scenic parkour track consisting of currently six levels -A Spleef Arena -A PvP Arena (Coming Soon)

The server is primarily a build/community server hosting up to 60 players, with a custom main support plugin and a rank system based around player behavior and activity. New players will start off in the survival world as guest rank, and must play on our server regularly with good behavior for a few days before becoming eligible to being ranked up to Regular rank.

For more information, visit our website, or our PMC Page below: http://tinyurl.com/DoridianPMC

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Simple Survival

Creative, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simple Survival! We’re all about having fun! There is much to do in Survival! On Simple Survival, You are able to make friends with different players and have a great time.

The rules include no form of raiding, griefing, Respect all players and staff and just have a good time! On this server, the staff are very nice and respectful.

There is a lot of land for you and your friends to live and survive! The possibilities are endless of what you can build or design!

We also have many fun and helpful plugins for you to play around with! We hope you enjoy the server! See you soon!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Samistines Hub

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Free Worldedit and DisguiseCraft

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ores Mined:	9151	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Raid

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

First things first, open Minecraft and connect to raid.mcpvp.com There are two Raid servers to support more players, but they are both essentially the same. One is based in the US and the other is based in the EU. By using the main IP, you will get placed in the server in your region.

Once you’ve joined the game, use the command /help to receive a book that goes into detail about everything you need to know. If you’ve never played before, it’s a good idea to read through the first few pages about starting out on the server.

Note: It says “0/0 players” but the server is online and you can play it!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Capture The Flag

Mini Games, PvP

Your goal is to capture the enemy’s flag. The enemy’s flag will be on a fence post in or near their base. Break into the enemy’s base and steal their flag. You must now return to your own base and place the enemy’s flag on your team’s fence post. You will not be able capture an enemy’s flag if your own flag is missing. Once you have captured the enemy’s flag the required number of times, you win!

Before each match, there is a one minute waiting period for new players to join. During this waiting period you cannot choose a class or obtain any items, and you are invincible (you can’t die). Feel free to explore the map to get a feel for what you’ll be playing on.

When the game starts, you’ll be randomly assigned a team and teleported to your team’s starting position near your base. Type /help to see a list of classes, and type in the command for the class you choose. You can be: /archer, /assassin, /chemist, /dwarf, /heavy, /medic, /necro, /ninja, /pyro, /soldier, and /mage

You can play in US.MCCTF.COM or EU.MCCTF.COM Note: It says “0/0 players” but the server is online and you can play on it!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SieniMaailma.net

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

Finnish server. The server contains the following content:

Survival PvP Worlds (RAID) Event world (Spleef,Mobarena,paintball,) Resource world Nether, tms.

Voting on the server will give you 3 diamonds!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Nubellis Games MC Server A

PvP, Survival

Our First Nubellis Games Minecraft Server! PvP: On! Mob Griefing: Off! Keep Inventory: On! Difficulty: 1! Chest Lock: On! Set Home: On! Game Mode: Survival!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PlanetCraftGames

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft network for players with version 1.7 to 15,1

Survival 1.15.2

Survival server based on 1.15.2 version with multiple difficulty mode from EASY, MEDIUM to HARD. But also special 1.14.4 Survival server with many modifications like SlimeFun4 and LuckyBlocks and many many many fun plugins.

We have also Creative and SkyBlock based on 1.14.4 Minecraft version.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

HP Craft

Creative, Survival

HP Craft

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftersLand Network Servers US

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░

> Network Servers US: play.craftersland.us > Network Servers EU: play.craftersland.eu

We run modded servers too, for details visit our website. All our servers are hosted on dedicated servers in data centers and they are online 24/7.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Emeralds Found:	2173

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineClash

Economy, Hardcore, Prison, PvP

MineClash is a Prison server with unique plugins, cumulative voting rewards, crates, plotmines, and lots of custom content! Come and be part of our awesome community today!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Nexxus Legion

Economy, Factions, Survival

==================== NEXXUS LEGION ======================

We are a small server. Only about 10 people may join our server at a time. Survival server for fun and socialization.

==================== IN GAME RANKS OF NEXXUS LEGION ======================

—Novice— The obvious new-comer to the server. They MUST register on the forum(http://nexxus.4umotion.com) and make a brief post about themselves to be promoted to Player. Commands Available: /help /msg /home /sethome /spawn

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Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.