Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The Uniquecraft Network

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skywars

The Uniquecraft Network is a world-class network of servers, custom developed by nightcrawler601. We also have a team of highly skilled moderators and developers, aiming to give you the best experience possible. We are hosted by HostForward, and have partnerships with Mine-O-Rama 2014. We currently only have 2 servers – Free OP and Factions – but our development team are hard at work on awesome new minigames – and they will be released when they are finished.

Come and check us out at: play.uniquecraft.eu

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	38
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

KayCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP

New minecraft server looking for coders staff builders and active mature fun players willing to work with me and be loyal

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Minecraft Roleplay City

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

enjoy minecraft with many plugins and helpful players

Create your Own Company, Big or small. Roleplay, with plugins. the server includes many awesome plugins, such as ucars and chairs meaning you can drive cars and sit on stairs. (stairs require signs or items frames at both ends to work) on minecraft roleplay city you can create your own company big or small using our economy and chestshop plugins. Your business can be anything you can imagine, not just selling items! Transport. to get around you could use train, horse or car. It’s your choice Fight mobs to earn money. you can hang out with the mobs or fight them to earn money, no matter what kind of person you are you can enjoy your time on minecraft roleplay city. Where will you live? you can live anyhwhere, in an apartment, or build your own house, it’s all up to you! Design structures just like the real world. minecraft has unlimited possibilities, combined with many awesome plugins what do you call it then. the main point is you can have fun!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Potions Brewed:	99	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Pixelmon 2.5.7

Pixelmon, Survival

Join our Pixelmon server that is running 1.6.4 on version 2.5.7 of pixelmon!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Crops Grown:	3511	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Scorpio Realms

PvE, Survival

Scorpio Realms is small survival server with a great community and a good place to make new friends. Our main features are optional PvP, grief rollbacks, horse protection, chest locks, random teleports, global market, homes, /tpa and anti-cheat. You’re free to build anywhere you wish, but we ask that you do not build near other players. We also have a few plugins to enhance the performance of the server. This server is moderated and our staff team is always ready to help, let them know if you have been griefed, we’ll take care of it! Our only request is that you take the mandatory quiz before playing to make sure you understand the rules, it’s very short and easy.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Warhub

PvE, PvP

The Warhub – tommytony’s official War server @ wh.tommytony.com

War is the original PVP arena Bukkit plugin: it adds TDM and CTF arenas for a more focused Minecraft PVP experience. Warhub is the server home of War and we’ve been online since early 2011 (old school!). Everyone is welcome to visit and try out the warzones we created for your enjoyment.

Check out our server forums at warhub.tommytony.com .

Please refer to war.tommytony.com for War download links, instructions, videos and more.

Besides War, our players enjoy the freedom of creative gameplay, a friendly atmosphere and automated ranking that rewards dutiful regulars.

Bring your friends over for some quick-and-dirty PVP or PVE action, stop by to try the War plugin commands and mechanics before installing it on your own server or just come and visit us for a bit of fun on our free-build world. There’s a little something for everyone!

Thank you for your interest,

–tommytony

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FlameCasters Skyblock

PvP, Skyblock, Survival

FlameCasters Skyblock

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4314
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BasivPvP

Factions

A new and basic minecraft faction server, yes we know, factions aren’t fun without a lot of other players, but we think we’ve fixed that. We offer safe, and great RPG single and multiplayer games for players to enjoy themselves with. MobArena is our main factor, your can single handedly conquer waves of the undead, or with your friends. Also, you may be able to win some loot at our casino. If you’re interested, stop by! basicpvp.factions.ws

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MsCraft

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

WE HAVE UPDATED TO TECHWORLD2 1.1.1 . CHECK OUR WEBSITE FOR DETAILS ON HOW TO JOIN. Fast, new server based in New York. We have a mature community, so only join if you are old enough — no begging, whining, or lameness. Full anti-grief protection, fun community..what more can you ask for? Common-sense rules apply. Please make sure you select FTB TechWorld2 1.1.1 in the launcher. Server Specifications: -5GB DDR3 RAM -250GB SSD -1Gbps up/down port -40 expandable slots

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Prison OP

Prison

Prison-OP is as it says in the name, an OP Prison server. You start in A Block and work your way up to Z and eventually, Free!

Start in A Block and earn your way all the way through the ranks to become to top player on the server!

Prison-OP is ran by the creators of an already successful server network, so you can be assured that we know what we’re doing!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ScoutPvP

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival Games

Hallo lieber Minecraft User, If you are looking for a Super Bukkit PvP server then you have come to the right place! Simply JOINE now with this IP to our server 85.190.167.207:25565 Have fun ! We look forward to seeing you !

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SwapedCraft

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

About Us: We are three school friends inspired to run a server and we three enjoy PVP/Raid/Factions/Minigames/More and just Minecraft in General. Come join us! (: We may also be looking for staff in the future and add a hub with minigames. I intend to donate money towards our server to get a teamspeak for it and a website for you guys (:

Messege me in game if you ever want to skype (:

More: We have adminshops and are addin more just suggest! Tell your friends about the server and you may be rewarded.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	4633	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

craftlancer

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

The world of Craftlancer is rocked by war, numerous kingdoms are fighting for dominance and YOU can take them all down! Create your own empire and expand your power or entrust your services to others and help them rule the world!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HappyDiggers TFC TerraFirmaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

HappyDiggers TFC is a regular TerraFirmaCraft server. It only requires the client to have the TerraFirmaCraft mod installed.

The HappyDiggers TerraFirmaCraft server aims to be close to TFC while adding a few features to make life more comfortable. There is plot protection, grief prevention, everything is logged and we have several staff members who visit the server regularly to help with any issues. We have mini games on our Lobby server. See the TFC spawn area for more information.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Animals Bred:	26

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Erickr

Factions

Erickr

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).