Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Khaos Craft

Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Khaos Craft. A new and expanding community. Come check us out today, and find a home for a lifetime!

Our server is freshly started, and rapidly growing. Based on community opinion, we are constantly adding/changing the server. Join today and help build the foundation of what we at Khaos Craft hope will be one of the BEST servers available!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	921756

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

X-Craft PvP

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

– 1 Huge PvP Map – Small Kit Delays (Even For Donators) – Multiple 1v1 Arenas – Unlock Cool Effects To Show Off – Dominate The 1v1 Leaderboard – Dominate The /balancetop Leaderboard – Buy Items with /shop

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Just Add Bacon

Creative, Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Just Add Bacon is about adding bacon to everything…and having fun on Minecraft 1.8! Just Add Bacon Network currently has:

Creative – 48×48 AND 128×128 plots. WorldEdit & VoxelSniper available! “Modded” Survival – SlimeFun, Voter Crates, and Custom Enchantments. Mostly-Vanilla Epic Survival New Skyblock with Nether Islands Prison with Custom Enchantments, OP Picks, and Voter Crates.

We are also adding more servers as we grow.

Just Add Bacon (or JAB as we refer to it), is a fun, friendly environment for players of all ages. We have a dedicated staff team, but are always looking for people who would like to help, be it moderating chat or making YouTube videos of your adventures or builds on the network. We also offer rewards for voting, ranging from ingame money, items, and monthly ranks for top voters!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6672

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CCEU.EU

PvP

This server has alot to do. We have build wich is curently Off because of glitch abusing, we have skypvp and we have Team-Warfare. also my name is ThisHDGamer and owner CCCoder gave me permission to publish servers

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SentinelCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CRACKED || BUNGEE || 24/7 || 1.17/1.18 || SURVIVAL || LAND CLAIM – GRIEF PREVENTION – TOWNY || MCMMO || LWC || ECONOMY || SKYBLOCK || CAVEBLOCK || MOB ARENA || MINIGAMES

The Sentinelcraft Network is a bungee server that was founded in May 2013. It’s been running for over 8 long years and has grown a mature dedicated community and staff. Our rules are also well defined to make your stay enjoyable, friendly and fun! We don’t support griefing, disrespectful behaviour or raiding other players’ bases.

Here at Sentinelcraft we value the community and do many community driven events such as: Roll on wednesday, Trivia on Friday, and many seasonal events for Easter, Year anniversary, Halloween, Christmas and much more! We also have a Stable Economy thanks to player trading!

We also have a set of plugins that will keep you entertained without making things complicated or influencing your vanilla-like experience.

Each gameplay experience is set on a specific world and a specific server for the sake of those who either want to play together in towns, venture off making their own protected claim or simply just want the challenge of Skyblock or Caveblock. You can check our website for more information — http://www.sentinelcraft.net

Besides the regular servers that contain the survival or skyblock game modes we also have a dedicated resource world with custom generation, Flatgrass (Creative only world) and minigames (MobArena, spleef ..)! Hope you join and have fun!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Welcome to KnightCraft From BluePandazzz

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

(Online) Welcome to KnightCraft! We are a loved community waiting for other players to join our adventure! We are a faction and survival server. Owner is not on right now, but our Admin, BluePandazz is on and she can help you! 🙂 If you join say BluePandazz Invited you. And if you want to sign up for staff, Ill give you a book and quill and you can write! 🙂 You can even do a builder test. Just ask one of the staff if you can do a builder test. Anyways, I hope you join our growing community! I would love it if you came and meet me, BluePandazz! Join now 🙂

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

OneCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Begin your journey as a lowly peasant in the great city of OneCraft. Prepare yourself for your forthcoming adventures within the protection of the city. Set off throughout the world to build your empire, crush your enemies and grow your legend.

OneCraft is a professionally run Minecraft server ran on premium hardware with powerful scripts in place to ensure a smooth gaming experience. OneCraft is hosted on a dedicated Linux server; this means you’ll experience a more responsive environment and almost no down-time! We use an array of unique and powerful plugins to allow players to express themselves creatively.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3326	Enchantments Applied:	109
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MMC

Economy, FTB, Survival, Towny

Towny Survival Economy Active mods

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dimension Hops:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

rooscraft

Factions

ROOS-CRAFT This server contains great ranks and more games: FACHIONS AUTOSCOOTERS ip roosbert..de

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Not Your Normal Minecraft Server

You have got to see it to believe it.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Skelacraft

Creative, Roleplay

– You can world Edit, If you dont know how to we even have a tutorial for you! – Redstone ISN’T disabled, You might say well then your server will lag. Wrong. – If a friend betrays you we can roll your plot back :O – Only you can people you add can build on your plot. – We offer =3= types of plot worlds unlike the normal 1. – We have a Normal plot world, Ender Plot World, And Nether Plot world – We allow you to claim 2 plots! – We are family friendly so chat will be safe! – We have 10 BUILD ranks so you always have a new goal to push for! What we have planned for the future of the server: – REAL money build competitions. If you win a competition you deserve a nice prize 🙂 – We want to add some more roleplay features like pets, etc. – Opening a free build world. Join our server at: 192.99.211.224:25565

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Animals Bred:	143
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Optimus Craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Optimus Craft is a unique whitelisted Minecraft Community with a history stretching back more than 4 years. We have always maintained a strict application policy through the website in order to select friendly, social and trustworthy players only. This has created a great player base and an unprecedented atmosphere on both our Forums and Server.

We offer a main Survival (and Building) world along with the Creative World and several lovely minigames. Great Events, Building Contests and projects make Optimus Craft totally worth the shot!

Apply for the Whitelist on optimuscraft.com !

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dique MC

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Dique MC is an Argentine server founded on July 31, 2014.

We have created this server with a lot of enthusiasm, love and effort so that together with you we can share many moments of laughter, surprises and new friends.

This server has a Survival World and Skyblock. We have economy, pets, skins for non-premium players and many more things.

We thank you in advance for visiting us and choosing us. We are waiting for you!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Mcx.Minecraft-Romania.ro

Creative, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CakeMine

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Welcome to CakeMine.net! CakeMine is a MiniHub Economy server, featuring Survival, Creative, and Games.

Survival: – EasyPvE – Vanilla terrain, lockette, city plots – HardPvP – Custom terrain & structures, PvP, Hard Mode. Bloodmoon. Death. Want a challenge? You’ve found one.

Creative: – Normal terrain, land claiming

Games: – SkyWars – CreeperArena -MobArena

Thanks for taking a look at CakeMine, and we hope to see you on the server earning some ≈Bacons!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.