Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pixelmon

Join this server The mod pack requiered is poke packs from the voids wrath launcher Thank you!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minemee

Economy, PvP, Survival

Minemee is a long-established Minecraft server. We’ve been up since 2010. The server has fun and easy to talk to players and Admins alike. We’re not trying to be a big server. We’d rather build a community where all the players know each other.

We are entirely free and we don’t have any donator rank. We offer different game modes including our own SMP, Creative and Mini Games. We are also hosting other game servers like TF2.

Join us and have fun!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Monuments & Mayhem

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

MaM is an “enhanced vanilla” survival server. Our goal is keeping the core gameplay experience of Minecraft intact, while solving common problems that can ruin multiplayer. We also extend gameplay with fantastic new features that fit well with vanilla Minecraft.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LucosSurvival

Survival

================= LucosSurvival ================= Welcome to us! We love our players!

Rules: No lying No scamming Griefing is allowed on unclaimed builds. Teaming is allowed.

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Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pixel Palace

Factions, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

Come for a good time at pixel palace. We are trying to get some committed player to build a strong community on our server. What are you waiting for JOIN!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

KingzCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Hello Minecraft-Friends! We, the Kingz-Team, have now updated to version 1.9. At the moment we are a small but consistent community and that’s what we want to change with the next year! The more – the merrier! We are for the most part PvE, but PvP is also a part of our server – in our 4-Elements PvP Arena or for certain events.

A little overview of our rules: – Any kind of insults are forbidden – Buildings of other players are not allowed to be destroyed at all – find more details about our rules on our website’s wiki. If breaking these you risk a permaban!

Features: – original vanilla feeling with a few perks – protections that can be moved by players themselves – spawn-shop with economy

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

WallCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

minecraft server! So you can have fun! Sky block, survival,factions,pvp, economy y mas!!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BattleCraft

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Raiding, Survival

BattleCraft is a dark and raided world. Only some will survive, beware, for you are by yourself. Resources are scarce and factions are hungry. Will you conquer the lands of the dead? Choose your fate at “Battlecraft.us”

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SimaCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

this is a hosted server we are searching for good admins who can help us with some things this server is a bukkit server with a lot of fun plugins like citizens, builder, sentry and feeds awesome jetpack plugin

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EpicMineTime

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP

IP: play.epicminetime.com Website: epicminetime.com Green, PvP, Blue + Lobby

Join our new network with currently 3 gamemodes.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CubeGame

Mini Games, Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

Server IP: cubega.me

Welcome to CubeGame! We are an incredible minigames server containing every game type you could ever wish. We striving to grow our community and provide a stable, long-term environment which our players can enjoy the game.

———-[PLAY]———- Quake, VampireZ, Parkour, Blitz SG, Survival Games, Brawl SCB, SkyWars, TheWalls, GunGame, Villager Defence, TNT Run, and more soon 🙂 Plugins installed on server: quake, blitzsg, survival games, parkour, vampirez, villager defence, skywars

CubeGame Network minecraft server

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NirvanaMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

NirvanaMC is the best Minecraft experience period.

New and improved minecraft experience. Fully rebuilt and customized server, under a new owner, and staff team! Join today for an amazing experience!

Then NirvanaMC is the server for you! Play.NirvanaMC.Com

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Drift MineCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival

We are a small community of older minecrafter. Are server is based of of survival, pvp, ranks, and economy we will be adding more plugins and listen to all feedback!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Animals Bred:	154
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

LogoCraft

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to LogoCraft. You will find amazing minigames and more things.

We have HCFactions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Creative and much more incoming.

Join now and enjoy a free Lag Experience.

We are waiting for you!!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Sioncraft Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Towny

The Sioncraft Network is a veteran server community that has been around since December of 2011. Over the years, we have had many changes in the dynamics of the server and how it is run, we are in a new generation where new and amazing changes are on their way to make the network more playable, more convenient, more fun, and greater than ever! We boast multiple servers to reduce lag and maintain a perfect uptime, as well as having multiple game types and cosmetics and a rank hierarchy that is simple and fun to work though. Our ranks are based on mcMMO power levels and play time.

Our significant features include; Towny Skyblock Creative mcMMO MobCatcher Customizable Prefixes Clean Chat SilkTouch Spawners and much more…

We offer our players Creative, Skyblock, Towny, and Capture the Flag.Our community is always growing and we are always welcoming new people into our server family.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.