Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CreativeCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

CreativeCraft is a creative network with a strong focus on building. Join us as we build our community and move forward into the new year!

Features include:

– Full of history with no resets since 2014. – Zero dependency on donations. CreativeCraft is here to stay with a very passionate owner. – Blazing fast dedicated hardware running a Ryzen 5900x with 64gb memory. – Off-site S3 backups 12 times a day with a 3 month retention (with CoreProtect in place for emergencies). – Meticulously configured and branded with a clean, uniform, non-rainbow chat. – Unlimited WorldEdit & WorldEdit Visualizer with no voting required. – Optionally vote once for Member rank and get access to `/heads`, /nick, /gm, /sit, and /lay. – Massive, mergeable 150×150 plots. – Minigames server with Parkour, Chess, & TNT Run. – Profanity is allowed.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LavaNaCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock

A 1.15 Minecraft server with survival, skyblock, creative, kitpvp, and much more!

https://www.lavanacraft.com https://www.lavanacraft.com/store https://www.lavanacraft.com/discord

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The Lands of Zara – 24/7 – Town – Games – Arts – DM: Sofetios – Bedrock/MCPE/JAVA Compatible – 1.20.1 – No Whitelist

24×7, Economy, Groups, Nowhitelist, Survival, TOWN, Unique

The Lands of Zara [Semi-vanilla] {Bedrock/Java/MCPE} {No Whitelist} {Unique} {City} {Arts content} {Clans/Groups} {Recent Version} {Dynmap} {Economy}

DISCLAIMER: This is a very new server and I am Newish to running one. The server will continually be in development and grow. It IS playable right now and all. What I mean is it will continue to grow both in features and otherwise. As I am newish to running a server, please be patient with me.—

# **The Lands of Zara**

**About Us**

The Lands of Zara is an unique, fun, and community based server. In this server, imagination is rewarded. Players are encouraged to find new and innovative ways of playing. Whether it be to start a band, make a restaurant, start a newspaper, make a mercenary guild, be a CEO of a merchant company, it is all possible here. What you do in this server is up to you. Think outside the box and try new things. After all, with essence all is possible in The Lands of Zara!

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**Features**

• Different Games (We are not a mini-game server)

• Resource World

• City with buyable/rentable plots

• Encouraged Roleplay

• Some arts based content (Music, Art, Writing, etc.)

• Clans/Guilds/Groups

• NO Donations. Completely Free to play. You get what you earn!

• Own Horses

• Phones!

• Earn Money from Written Books, Art, Music, and more!

• Roleplay Tools!

• Drink Brewing!

• Voting for Small In-game Money!

• Much More!

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**Rules**

• This is a All ages Server. Nothing too inappropriate.

• Use common sense. If it wouldn’t be a good thing to do, don’t do it. So no excessive swearing, no exploiting, no hacking, etc.

• No Mods Allowed (We have a Dynmap for non-advantage areas (city, games world, etc.)

• Portal and spawn camping is not allowed.

• No plagiarism of another’s works. This includes copying someone’s works without permission, selling their works without their permission, using another’s works in a way not intended, etc.

• Be imaginative. A big part of the server is for you to create!—

Community, Contact, and More Information Our main form of communication will be through our discord server. If you need to reach me personally, my Discord name is sofetios . For more in depth information about the server, go to the “⁠in-depth-info” tab of our discord server!

**Discord Server Link:** discord.gg/ZbyNGgG5hp

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**Owner DM:** sofetios

!By connecting to the IP you agree to follow the rules!

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**IP: **51.222.186.192:25576

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CubixCreation

PvE, Survival

CubixCreation: If your reading this, your probabally wondering “What kind of Survival server is this?”. Well I will answer that question. This is a Survival server with a great community, staff that help you, not meaninglessly pubish you, and good fun gameplay! We have custom structures such as a City of the Dead, massive dungeons, and you will find lots of little huts hidden through-out the 5000×5000 world. We of course have GriefPrevention and Essentials, and a permissions managment plugin but thats all! We strive to be as simple as possible. As one member said, “This server is vanilla, with sprinkles!”. If you want more in depth info about the server go to the servers website here: http://www.cubixcreation.weebly.com/ Have fun!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2776	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minebrawl

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

Hey, you there! Join Minebrawl today, we’ve got loads of fun gamemodes, a great community, active staff, and more!

1) We have the GTA gamemode, an extremely fun game involving guns, shooting, and driving in a large open-world city map!

2) Our staff are online 24/7, ready to assist you with anything you may ever require!

3) Our Prison has an amazing economy and challenging rankup system, but has a helpful and supportive base of players that will assist you in ranking up.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FubarPvP

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

FubarPvP offers a unique minecraft experience; we focus on the adventure side of minecraft, and pride ourselves in hosting a fun filled world for you to explore and enjoy. There are treasures and secrets hidden around the map for you to search for or stumble upon. We’re unlike other servers, making money isn’t our first priority, our number one goal is to provide a fun and fair server where you and your friends can team up and climb to the top. We have a unique in game ranking system that allows you to accomplish in game feats to earn ranks and rewards such as commands or ingame items. There are two rank paths that you get to choose from at the start. Will you choose Good, or Evil? Each path has it’s own unique rank names and perks. Our staff team is mature, extremely active, and most importantly fair. If this sounds like something you’d enjoy, please stop by and start your journey today!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

McMonarch Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

McMonarch is a medium sized community which supports all ages. We maintain the server to be family friendly for younger audiences, while offering areas, such as TeamSpeak3 for our older members to unwind and relax.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ores Mined:	5617
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MCParks

Creative

McParks is a Minecraft server dedicated to building Theme Parks to scale in Minecraft. We currently have 9 Theme Parks being worked on You can connect to each server by typing /server followed by the server name. Here is the list of servers: /Server WDW = Walt Disney World /Server Creative = Creative/Freebuild /Server DL = Disneyland California /Server USO = Universal Studios Orlando /Server DCL = Disney Cruise Line

We are on 1.7.10

Additional Notes McParks is the biggest ‘Theme Park’ server in all of Minecraft. While many of the parks are growing, they are growing at a very rapid rate. MCParks contains a small but dedicated team of just around ten imagineers. This group of builders lives and breathes themeparks and building in Minecraft. MCParks also contains a team of just around twenty guest relations members. These guys are devoted to helping out each and every guest!

MCParks is proudly recognized by servers such as TheVoxelBox and is proud to call MCParks home to several TVB builders and staff. MCParks has been recognized by Walt Disney Imagineers such as Jason Grandt, one of the leading designers at Walt Disney Imagineering. Over the past year, MCParks has been a proud home to over 15,000 loyal guests and visitors. From one day visits, to everyday drop ins, MCParks is sure to be the place you want to be at!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

minecrafters.nl

Mini Games, Survival

minecrafters.nl is 4 years old and every block is made in survival. More than 1 billion blocks have been placed in survival by 60,000 different people. You can buy and sell your own areas, make shops, make teleporters. We have a lot of mini games. And you will learn a lot on our server, such as working together in a team.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Epic-Craft

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour

A server with factions that has guns, jetpacks, cars, the moon, rockets you can use to go to other worlds, custom items, custom recipes, an economy, and Emerald tools. We also have kitpvp with guns and jetpacks, creative with protected plots, and extreme parkour with command blocks.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DantyCraft

PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

it has taken 3 days and an all nighter to push the server to release today/tonite!!

hope you guys and gurls like dis server and will be upgraded soon with a new custom ip (dantycraft.net) and upgrade the ram for the server for less lag!

so come and play today and have some phun! —————————————————————- Our currency is Grass Blocks, Markets are Villager Traders, Making a parkour soon, PvP Zone for players who wanna FIGHT, Info list on how to use Skyblock!, Staff who can help with problems!,

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ores Mined:	2124
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Relic-MC

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Relic-MC is a survival multiplayer server with light role play elements and a dedicated staff committed to making your stay as enjoyable as possible.

Players start shipwrecked on an island, the only memory that they were sent to claim a mysterious relic. Not much is known about it, other than it has great power which could end the ongoing wars. The problem is the relic is sentient and doesn’t want to be found! Band together to survive the changing environment, monsters or even rival groups!

Whether you want to build, fight monsters, search for clues about whats going on or just have a polite conversation with the relic when its awake, you’ll find something interesting on our server.

Features: Working economy, light RP, player influenced plot, races, community events, contests, forums, lottery, ghosts, jail, chest protection MCDungeon, claim protection and more!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7047
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Budder Realms

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival

Budder-Realms (also known as MC-Budder or Butter Realms) is a Minecraft server! Budder-Realms has Factions (Factions is like basic survival, but you can claim land and invite other people to your faction, take over people’s land, etc!), but with GUNS! We also have a Creative world if you don’t like to fight. (Creative Worlds, also known as plot worlds are worlds when you can free build cool things on a large area of land. You have creative mode on plot worlds and only you and people you allow can build/destroy.)

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mines Excavated:	1779	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

HyperFrost

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

Hyperfrost provides a premium minecraft experience with a relaxed and enjoyable environment, excellent community and dedicated staff.

You wont find a server with the same feel as us, so come and find your new home here today!

WEBSITE: http://www.hyperfrost.net IP: play.hyperfrost.net

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Butte County

PvP, Survival

Just a area for people to have fun, Just a area for people to have fun, Just a area for people to have fun, Just a area for people to have fun, Just a area for people to have fun

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.