Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	71	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SnakeCraft.us

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

A place to play minecraft with no game altering plugins or overbearing moderators. In fact there are no moderators at all, just go out and play! The only rule is that there is no rules. You do have the ability to throw a protection net over your property which stops people from griefing but PVP is on 24/7, good luck!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Ragnarok

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvE, Survival

This server is an enhanced survival world where you can do everything you can imagine. We have a player based economy. We have added usable guns in our server, we have a myriad of different types of mini-games, we have tons of build contests of all types including themed builds and art contests. We usually have at least one build contest a month.

The entrance to the server is very unique in that it is a morality test. We want to see what kind of person you are and we have developed a test to determine this. If you fail the test or fail to follow the rules posted during the test you will most likely be banned permanently or if you are lucky jailed for a short time.

We believe in quality over quantity in our player base. We would rather have 30 of the nicest people in Minecraft than have 60 dirtbags.

Come give us a shot you WILL NOT regret it.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	5588	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Farms Harvested:	810	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pias kleiner Baukasten

PvE, Survival

Kleiner Coop-Home Server. – No griefing – Unrestricted building (approximate building area will be distributed!) – PVE Enviroment

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Rock Diamond Prison

Factions, Prison, PvP, Survival

An amazingly addicting prison experience like never seen before! Secrets and crude humour makes this an enthusiasts choice!

Wicked little prison server, we have just started up, lots of fun! Come join us and bring your friends, we will convert you to the dark side and you wont look back.

Ranks A-Z, then Freedom! MCMMO! PVP Arena! Woodshed, Petshop, Tree farms and Mobfarms!

Diamonds and Badass Items for voting!

Introduction Video Here: http://imgur.com/LduS0QA

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Cypher

PvP

Welcome to CypherMC! We are a server based around all factions. Do you love Factions well come join!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Lapis MC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

We are a new survival no-pvp factions server looking to get a community of 20-40 players, if you enjoy the server please invite your friends.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Epic Faction

Creative, Economy, Survival

A community first survival & creative experience!

Welcome to Epic Faction, We are a community focused minecraft server who runs the server community first. What does that mean? It means one or two people do not call the shots on the server, we ask the entire community for input before any major decisions are made. We are in rapid launch mode and welcome as many suggestions as we can handle.

We currently have an AWESOME survival and creative server.

Thanks for your support!

~samlander34

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Global PvP

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

Features: – McMMO – Faction – PVP – Epic Drop Parties – Mob Arena – Custom Crates

Donate or Vote an www.globalpvp.com Global PVP is not whitelist so feel free to join today. IP: play.globalpvp.com

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CataclysmPvp

Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP

CataclysmPvp is a massive pvp server. Allows players to fight against each other in various ways. The map was custom built to enable the players to have the most fun on the server.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Banana Brotherhood

PvP, Survival

We are a survival Server! Owner is Bluedude1077. Great community with very excepting people. Join Us Now!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CharCraft-Pixelmon 3.3.5

Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

This is a new forge pixelmon 3.3.5 server. First new person to join gets a chance to get a lugia lvl50! Join now and make new friends!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Kr-pvp

Factions

We offer:

Factions ,Raiding ,Starter kit ,MobArena ,Great Staff ,PvP Welcome to KR-PvP.com!

The server is easy to come around just read the signs – work your way to the stairs and you’re good to go on your adventure! You can ask a staff online for help with commands or other things with the server. We hope to see you online and hope we will find ourself a spot in your server list!

IP: Kr-pvp.com

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	661359	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

sephger.de

PvE, Survival

Hey hey you future players! We are an awesome Vanilla Server and in most areas without PvP. The Server is for all the Minecraft lovers who want to play with others. So its obvious that we want you to be civilized! There is a whitelist, for that contact us at Skype: sephger.minecraft – if you stick to the rules you will have a good time with us! 🙂 See you soon 😀

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Fallen City

Economy, Factions, PvP

===========FALLEN CITY=========== A Bukkit Minecraft Server= Fallen City is a friendly minecraft server that is for anyone who wants a nice, safe, and fun experience on minecraft! What we have to offer? We currently have 20+ plugins that all have a vital role in our server, including factions, essentials, worldguard, + MORE! The staff here at Fallen City are all handpicked and fully trained. We are always testing our limits with this server, like experimenting with plugins & resource packs! There is never a dull moment here, while balancing your money, faction, house, and LIFE! -Tropic/Quinn (Owner)

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Magic Items Found:	1047

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Vyzon Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding

We are an awesome 24/7 network that runs on custom plugins. We have one of the best infrastructures the minecraft community has ever seen. CowManSeth

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1677	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.