Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minecraft Middle Earth

Creative

A community dedicated to building the world of Middle-Earth. It features build projects where everyone can join and compete to show off their building skills. The server is heavily focused on building. Weekly events called Themed Builds are being held, these focus on a particular style or theme.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ShireCraft

Creative

Hello and Welcome to The ShireCraft thread!

We want to give you an idea of what to expect by picking us as your server to play on, but we do not want to enlighten you with nearly all of the information!

To begin, we are a semi-creative freebuilding server. What this means is, you start in survival, and earn creative upon reaching the specified rank. Freebuilding means, we don’t have those god awful plotme worlds. We love the environment, and believe buildings look better in a natural environment, not shoved in a 40×40 plot, on flat land, right next to a building that doesn’t compliment yours.

To give you a bit more, if you achieve the rank to build in the world freely, if you prove your build is good, and is well-developed, you can get your own /warp and that becomes your OWN region!

We also, want to emphasize that we are a very closely-knit community. We are smaller, and thus, we are a lot more like family than members. We have a grand time talking among one another whilst building until our hearts content.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ElderCraft | Reallife | Mittelalter

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock

Through mining, profession and trade you increase your wealth and work your way up – you decide for yourself in which direction. Sell land in your own city, trade profitably with all kinds of goods or discover your own way to fill your thaler bag. But the first hurdle will be your own property, because you don’t get that for free with us.

Medieval and rural buildings must be built in the DIRECT area of the spawn. In the wider area, i.e. in other cities, the architectural style can be freely chosen. Creativity should not be put at a stop. That’s the point of Minecraft, after all.

However, we offer MUCH more than our real-life server… Variety is very important to us. SkyBlock, CreativeMap, self-programmed game plugins (over 20 games in total) such as a shooter that you play with friends against monsters. TowerDefense 2 was built exclusively for us.

Get to know an interesting community with strict rules implementation and still lots of fun!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Deathlands

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

Deathlands is an extremely hostile server where mobs spawn frequently and good gear isn’t common. Join this server, and fight against players and mobs alike as you ascend in this ultimate revision of Minecraft survival!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

EnderCraftNetwork Open and New

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

We need helpers for now and soon we might get youtubers so join now for awesomeness open is survival and creative

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ZetaCraft

Creative, Parkour, PvP, Survival

We are a server that you need to build and collect supplies to survive. Play with your friends to be the top players on the server, and go to the deepest tunnels mining at night to increase your skills. It may be a big adventure but there is nothing that can get in your way… Until now…. Fight players of all types from the youngest of Artisans, to the highest of the Pharoahs. Nothing can change your adventure because this is your own world…

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Presidential Raids

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

We’re an up and growing factions server! Keeping it simple, not a bunch of plugins to cloud that real feel of minecraft, PvP, raiding all that good stuff. Most of all, cool people to talk, fight, ally with!

I’m not the server owner, I’m just trying to get more people.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Yggdrasil – The universe of Lindegaard

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Yggdrasil is a Survival Server with a taste of Nordic Mythology. Yggdrasil is the name of the world tree connecting the 9 worlds. Asgaard (Survival) is the first world. Explorer Asgaard and find the way to Midgaard (Creative), Alfheim (aSkyBlock), Helheim (Nether) or Muspellheim (Plot world).

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CocoCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Cococraft, a friendly Minecraft community!

We are a free, dedicated 24/7 non-whitelisted server that accepts anyone under the terms that you follow our rules, and you have registered. Our main goal is to provide a fun and inviting server in which you will be proud to be a member of. Our server is filled with many kind and unique players. If you aren’t already a member of the community, we hope that it will interest you in being an addition to the growing community. In addition to that, we have a team of friendly staff who aim to keep your stay as fun and enjoyable as possible.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Gage and ricky

Creative

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Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

JustSurvival.net – Land Claim Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Fast Dedicated Server. Loaded with RAM Teamspeak3 Friendly! Mature

Make JustSurvival.net your Survival /home!.

Survival, its all we do!

Our Community is Friendly and well managed. We maintain a mature, minecraft focused public chat and active Staff and Moderators to assist should problems arise!

This Server offers a No Grief and No Raiding Survival Multiplayer Minecraft experience. Game Difficulty is set on Default.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DCS

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

Small Norwegian minecraft server, this is not one of the big popular ones with thousands of members who play daily. This is just a small server for you and some friends, where you can meet other small groups of friends. Or maybe you come all alone? Here it is simply about surviving and building a great home. Good grief protection that secures all blocks you set out. So that only you and your friends can touch them. Norwegian-speaking staff. We also include some extra worlds [PVP, creative og minigames] These are not of the same standard as the large servers

English Just a small norwegian server, new signs are normally written in English, but many things is still an will be written in norwegian. Use Google translate *hint hint*

Normally 24/7 but some downtime will happen Closed form 12. feb to 25. feb

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Simple-Craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock

This is a small summary of simple-craft.de We offer you a lot of fun, Since you have up to 3 plots of land (150*150) available, you can there let your creativity run wild. We are not yet an old server and are looking for nice new players There is a lot to discover and we are always trying to make the server more interesting Here is a small list of everything we have installed on our server: Various mines, animal farm, mob farm, skyblock, plotme, chess, colormatch, jobs/ranks, clans, admin shop, lockette, freebuild and much more Events will take place regularly Just take a look and see for yourself what it all looks like We look forward to seeing you

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Hollyweed Minecraft

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

The best Roleplay Server with proper plugins included for more cool gameplay, you can always give us a suggestion what you want and it will be put into the server 🙂

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Empire of Ordin

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Ordin! We offer a regular Towny server experience with a long living, close community of friends! Join us on or discord for some good times! 🙂

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.