Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Cod Warfare

PvP

Fight off the infected or become infected! There are a variety of different guns and maps including even SeaTown from Call of Duty Modern Warefare 3! Help give us feedback on our server so we can improve!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AstriaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

IP: Play.Astriacraft.com Website: Astriacraft.com

Just a quick heads up that Astriacraft has relaunched its server for 1.10.2. After 2 years of sitting on a small survival map that became quickly cluttered with builds we have reset the map, revamped our plugins and are ready for unique builds from a happy community.

Sticking to what we’ve been as a survival server we’re inviting you to check out the server again and explore the 16Kx16K map. Have a look here http://astriacraft.com/map before you hop on and check out the vast landscape ready to be built upon.

Plugins include the old ones that you know and love, and several new ones to help you get around. A small list of these include Mcmmo, Grief prevention, the Grand exchange and many more.

Grief prevention and LWC will keep your builds safe as you play, but we still hold our rule set of disallowing griefing. Trust your friends to your builds and keep others out at your discretion.

Settle to a nice home, become an adventurer, explore the world, or perhaps become a brewer of spirits and drinks with fresh valley water.

Freshly relaunched and ready to be explored, come play at play.astriacraft.com

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AcidFlux

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Hi! and Welcome to a Plot Community Server! We have wonderful Staffs who helps you. We build our server from three basic wants. Safety, Fun, and whatever makes the user happy. Cone join our server were we have A self plot world, a wilderness that’s free to explore at all times and we also have economic system(In other words Money!).

PLOTS/SURVIVAL/WILD/ECONOMY

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

All Mighty Server

Economy, PvP, Survival

Come join the AllMighty Crew and help us create an awesome server! As of now we are looking for moderators and admins. Will you help us?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Acidflux Minecraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Acidflux Minecraft is a closely connected minecraft community where everybody knows and is friends with eachother. The core concept is that we are a survival based economy server that allows plots for players to build on. We provide every player with a large plot in the Town and a smaller plot in our player-run Bazaar to create a house and shop easily and grief-free. You can choose who you want to add to your plots, and who you want to keep off. In order to gain materials we offer an expansive PVE Wilderness area that you can even purchase your own section of land at. Not to mention our PVP designated area where players can scrap out their battles and a Mini-game world intended to play your hearts ou. And to top it off, the staff members are constantly trying to keep things fresh! Come join a server that has been around for over 3 years, come join Acidflux Minecraft! You won’t regret it 🙂

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Mines Excavated:	4433

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pixel-Pushers

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Towny

Due to the amount of updates. From now on updates are only shown on http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/pixel-pushers/ please visit this site for future update.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Fly Factions

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Vanilla

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Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MysticEmpire

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Mystic Empire – non P2W Slimefun server focusing on becoming super OP through crafting and climbing ranks. Tons of custom items including armor, weapons, tools, and cosmetics. We provide a well maintained and stable environment for players of all types, everyone is welcome to join!

Ip: play.mysticempire.net Website: http://www.mysticempire.net/home Discord: https://discord.gg/vX4BgTSR5W TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mysticempireoffical

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Towns Built:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FactionWars

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

If you want staff, Play for a couple of days (Around 6 hours of gametime) A fun, 24/7 minecraft server in need of a great community & some donators. Every Friday there is a war, A supply crate with food and tools/weapons is dropped in. It also includes a book saying all the co ords of the factions. Massive war. Prizes. Join today: factionwars.ddns.net

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

exigo orbis

Parkour, PvP, Towny, Vanilla

This is a family run, international community based server for everyone of every age and experience level. We are an ordered world, our players and their communities are our priority. We have various themed cities to explore, communities to join and various Arena’s and parkours. We have a HUGE Aqua Park and Metro system, we are a young server and still growing,. We are looking for settlers, explorers, builders and tech heads to join us. You can use our web address www.exigoorbis.com as the IP address. Also check out our FACEBOOK page ExIgo Orbis 😃 contact [email protected] with any questions.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

WhitePvP.4minecraft.de

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

Hello folks We finally have a Bukkit server ready. With us you can currently play Skywars, Bedwars, 1vs1 and so on. We hope you have a lot of fun and GL ;D

We are very grateful for small donations because then we can increase our RAM because it is still lagging a little. Or if you buy VIP now you will help us and you will have small features 🙂

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BrightCraft Pixelmon

Pixelmon

Welcome to BrightCraft! We want to provide the best possibly Pixelmon experience.

Join today! @ IP:178.32.249.237:25565

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NeptuneCraft

Economy, Factions, Survival

We have Pets, LootCrates, Portals, Custom Enchants, Great Staff, Factions, Shops, Voting, Pvp-Arena, And much more

Ps. We are looking for some staff 😛

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Pixeldice

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

Pixelmon egg vote rewards Ranks Economy Gyms Elite Four Wonder Trade EVs/IVs CHAIRS!! Custom built spawn and random buildings Protected PokeCenters Timed PokeLoot Insane Pixelmon spawn rates! Unlimited slots!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

KeraZhan

Survival

KeraZhan is a modded server with a staff of 3 different nationalities :p And there are 3 of us on the staff at the moment.. Natix35, the configurator BigDoggy2, The Architect and Administrator francoKo51, Ideas, Event, Shop, And mods. Our server is called KeraZhan, it has 25 Mods (And the launcher 31) (You can download it here: https://www.dropbox.com/s/wv2mk94pnsnnqid/KeraZhan.exe?dl=1) So Our server has mini-games, Mods, plugins of course, Lots of maps, PvP/Faction (only activated in 2 worlds) Quests, Dungeons, a bank,… We are very friendly, we don’t eat anyone and we are always there to listen to you and help you :p Let’s talk, go look at the images on the server 😀

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.