Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PvP Zone

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to the server! We have gapple pvp, no cooldown, and 50% of ALL ranks on the store! Make sure to join the server and vote daily for cool rewards!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Wombocraft Network

Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

Be the strongest warrior of all! Hardcore Games is a game mode in which you must use your skills and strategies to be the last survivor among many! Choose your kit and build your strategy to be victorious!

Our Social Networks

▹Site: http://www.wombocraft.com.br ▹Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/wombocraft ▹Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/wombocraft

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Hawaii Minecraft CES

Creative, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Aloha This Hawaii Minecraft Server is based in Honolulu Hawaii we are locally ran and owned in Punahou. CuttingEdge Systems is IT-Solution that enjoys gaming and has provided access from our Ohana.

Thank you

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Lucky Prison

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

LUCKYPRISON // OP PRISON // LUCKY BLOCKS // CUSTOM CODED

Welcome to LuckyPrison, a fully custom OP Prison server ran by non-abusive admins! We run monthly large events, and weekly small events. Come join the fun, and don’t let them kill harambe!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ISLEMC

Factions, Prison

A GREAT Server with factions and Prison! It is a brand new server that isn’t very big right now but our community will grow and grow. Please tell friends, family, neighbors, relatives, and anyone you know that is a MC enthusiast. ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ISLE MC! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Check it out! Brand new! Awesome!

Seriously go check it out it’ll be worth it!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EARTH

Creative, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Server open to public for a limited time.

Everyone plays how they want. Large worldguard regions for everyone. Survival only areas, creative commons areas, secret areas. Members have stayed members for years, there is space for a few more.

This server is child friendly, language is to be kept G rated at all times.

If you are looking for a server to spend some time building something of your own, this is it. You could claim a forest, set it as survival, and block anyone else from entering. You could join someone else’s region and help on other projects. Build your own mini-games… the possibilities are endless. Backups daily in multiple locations. This server is for anyone who wants freedom to roam and build as they want, without the fear of someone else destroying it.

You must register on the website for server privileges. EarthStation.enjin.com

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Divine

MCMMO

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Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Devoted Hell

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Hardcore city building and political PvP – play.devotedmc.com

Getting bored of the same old faction fights over and over again? Try our hardcore server with Citadel, PrisonPearl, and a host of plugins that make realistic conflict possible.

Build up a city, recruit citizens, enforce laws, and banish those that break the laws to the End.

Or, be an outlaw and constantly run from bounty hunters looking to imprison you.

It’s all up to you. IP: play.devotedmc.com

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

bartkowy serwer

Survival Games

We invite you to Bartek’s server, where you will have great fun. Various types of games are available on the server. We hope you will like them. Please contact us by e-mail [email protected].

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DarkKillers Dark Server

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour

Explore The Dark Side Everywhere You Go In My Server.You Will Have Lots Of Fun Playing Mini Games And Doing Creative And Much Much More Will Come In My Server Of Fun And Awesomeness.There Will Be Mini Games Like Spleef,Hide And Seek,Death Run Much Much More Will Come As We Get More Staff And Helpers.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Animals Bred:	149
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SurgeCraft

Survival, Vanilla

SMP Survival minecraft with a great community! Focus on building and redstone, SurgeCraft is a family friendly Survival Minecraft server fit for any play style.

To join the server skype me at: sergio.carli1221 or email me at: [email protected]

for an application.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Pinkys Adult Playground

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

ugN Gaming is an international gaming community consisting of players from around the world. We at ugN pride ourselves on creating a fun and fair environment for our members to play the games they love.

Towny Jobs / McMMO Creative Ranks Economy Land Claims Grief Protection And much more…

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

GemiCraft

Prison

Come and join our very fun prison server splits new but still good. Try your luck in our casino, but don’t be rude, you can still get into trouble

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	287	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Void Armor Forged:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MinePro

KitPvP

We have ffa und 1vs1!! Server IP » http://Revayd.net Website: https://www.revayd.net/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/revaydnet TS: ts.revayd.net

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Feral Falls

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Feral Falls is a furry server that is continuing the legacy of the old popular furry server, The Fox Box.

We’re a friendly bunch of furries who love to build and chat. we have strict rules against griefing and our staff are always quick to solve problems and answer questions. Drama is never tolerated on our server and we’ll always try our hardest to ensure you have a great time. Come visit us today! 😀

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!