Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ThermalCraft

Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

ThermalCraft is a relatively new server that requires new players to play and test it out. All suggestions related to the server are welcomed and encouraged. As for the type of server, as of now it’s a towny survival with an economy plugin. Please, enjoy your stay and have fun!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Typhoon

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding

There are hundreds and thousands of Factions servers currently on the Internet, all with the same bland game in mind. Every other Factions server has details that make the game boring, too challenging, or outright lame. From unfriendly staff to professional trollers running wild on most large networks causing mass amounts of damage and frustration, it’s time for a change.

Welcome to The Typhoon: an all-new Factions server – with character!

We are a server that loves to have fun, engage our players, make friends, get better, and more. We are always looking for excellent Staff members and love taking players’ suggestions. The Typhoon is stuffed to the max with customized plugins, beautiful scenery and maps, and friendly hand-picked staff members. We don’t strive for quotas, donations, or player count. Rather, we strive for quality, and you can see it on our server. Plus, we like to keep things as original as possible, so we’ve modified some of Factions’ code to better suit our needs.

Join today and see just how fun Factions can be!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Zombie Dances:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Skyless

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock

Welcome to skyless! Here we offer OP skyblock Along with minigames(Bedwars,Spleef,Mobarena) Includes MCMMO And weekly chances to win spawners, commands, and ranks!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Riverside Survival

Survival

Hard Survival server with land claim. We also run Coreprotect to rollback any grief if it should happen outside your claim. Friendly casual players, come join us and have fun…

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

planetcraft.pl

Creative, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	5373	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DrugRun

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to DrugRun, the Minecraft Multiplayer server that’s taking drugs RP servers to a whole new level! Once you enter DrugRun you will be instantly made to feel welcome with our great community welcoming you to the community, it doesn’t end there though, you’re still the new guy and the whole world isn’t going to land at your feet! You can either choose to head out solo and begin the long and rough journey of drug production or you can look for 1 of the many factions to take you in and show you the ropes. It doesn’t matter which path you choose to take because everyone’s main goal is to become an infamous and ruthless drug lord! Remember to be careful though, you don’t want to end up on the receiving end of a turf war! With features like Factions/Gangs, Towns, PvP & Mob Arena’s and much more you’re bound to find something that fits your gaming style perfectly.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Farms Harvested:	511
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dark Side

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Our server is a super hero based kit Pvp server. We are curently in development . Some super heroes are paid head over to our website to apply or buy a super hero darksside.enjin.com

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minecraft Partyzone

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

Lots of fun games to pick from, i.e Creative, Murder, Downgrade, Elite Survival! There’s an amazing community here and it’s so fun to play! c: (It’s also compatible with 1.8-1.10)

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Voltage Nation

Factions, Survival

FACTIONS server! Staff positions may or may not be open when you join ! Come on down and Join us today! 24/7 | DDos protection !

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ScyrMC

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

We are committed to creating a safe, virtual environment for players of all ages to participate competitively in.

Our gamemodes consist of: Skyblock, Survival, Bedwars and Minigames. Our minigames server has the following minigames: Quake Craft, The Bridge, OITC, The Lab, Block Party, Murder Mystery and Hide and Seek.

We are always looking for people to help us keep ScyrMC and its associated platforms a safe place.

Useful Links Minecraft IP: PLAY.SCYR.UK Port (Only Needed on Bedrock): 25565 Discord: discord.gg/R5wVxFB Website: https://scyr.uk/ Store: https://scyrmc.buycraft.net Twitter: twitter.com/ScyrMC Volunteering Applications: https://scyr.uk/apply.html Rules: https://scyr.uk/rules.html

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

towny nation

Economy, Survival, Towny

Come Join our towny server!

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Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Imperia

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Imperia is an innovative server addressing several areas of Minecraft inspired by RPG and Rp. Our server is designed to guarantee you the best experience with the most exclusive features possible!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

HeroesCraft

Creative, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

HeroesCraft is a young server under construction where players have the opportunity to participate in its development. Several game modes are available to you so come and explore the world of HeroesCraft :p

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VeltPvP

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to VeltPvP We currently Offer: – HCF – Practice – Kit Map – Crates – Active Staff

Come Join! IP: veltpvp.com Website: http://veltpvp.com Store: http://store.veltpvp.com Teamspeak: ts.veltpvp.com

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	158	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BlueCraft

Factions, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
New Chunks Explored:	979084	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.