Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minebox

1vs1, Arena Pvp, Bed wars, Creative, CTW, FullPvP, Practice, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community 👀? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Star Shards Collected:	207
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Factions

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP

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Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

KaoshKraft SMP

Creative, Survival

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Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Wildprison

Classic Prison, Free Ranks, Kit PvP, Lucky blocks, op prison, Prison, Prisons, Skyblock, Unique Prison

Bringing a whole new OP Prison gameplay to reality, Wild Prison provides its players with the coolest custom features, making your journey easier and more entertaining by learning to use all the available perks and systems to your own advantage.

There are tokens, auto sell, upgradable pickaxes, lucky blocks and many more features you can unlock and use during your stay here, purchasing the greatest items available and exploring all those systems in order to prestige as fast as possible and start a new journey.

Since competivity is very important, there are daily events in which everyone can participate, with the chance to win some awesome rewards by proving your skills and ending up in the top places. You will also find frequent giveaways, where anyone can win free ranks and perk, increasing the fun you have here!

Join today, start your journey and explore the awesome community there, making new friends and proving yourself to everyone!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Rivens Universe

Creative

Riven’s Universe, founded June 4, 2016 by riv6n Official Riven’s Universe Discord: https://discord.gg/0yOCr7TFb1tgLi6k Contact: @Akeki Jinsai#4

What we have: • Creative plots – 101×101 • Freebuild (RP, whitelisted, application only) • Custom OTG survival • 1st amendment friendly • Completely free – I can pay for this server forever without donations • Will always be less than 100 slots regardless of what kind of dedicated hardware I’m on

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Towns Built:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Totoco

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

This is a server where it will contain several games. Some of them are: 1-Creative; 2-Survival Games; 3-Skywars? 4-Mini games; 5-Factions. Did you like it? If you liked it, add it to your minecraft and like it!!!!!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Serb-craft network

Factions, Prison, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Vanilla

Welcome to SERB-CRAFT! A cracked server with its own AntiCheat!We offer a wide variety of fun servers ranging from Survival, Factions, OneBlock, and more!Our server’s player base has been with us since the server’s first release and it’s still steadily growing.Want to have a constant fun experience with a ton of amazing events?Join our beloved community and have a blast with all of our players!

Current online servers:– Vanilla– Factions– Prison– KitPvP– SkyPvP– RolePlay– OneBlock

Server IP: topg.serb-craft.comDiscord: https://www.serb-craft.com/discordWebsite: https://www.serb-craft.com/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@serb.craftInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/serb.craft/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/serbcraftSC

We aim for a fun and enjoyable experience with lag-free and cheater-free servers!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Cultivate Farming

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

SURVIVAL RED/BLUE: – Farming-Based Economy – Peaceful Playing Experience – Limited Hostile Mobs – MCMMO, Jobs, Quests, Crates, Custom Items and More!

SKYBLOCK: – Mobs Enabled! – Upgradable Ore Generators – Unique Fishing Experience – MCMMO, Jobs, Quests, Crates & MORE!

SERVER IP/VERSION: play.cultivatemc.com | 1.17.1 SITE: https://www.cultivatemc.com | WIKI: https://cultivate.wiki STORE: https://cultivate.buycraft.net

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Towns Built:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Electromods

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Mod Server 1.7.10 – non-premium We have personalized missions, more than 40 mods for you to enter the server and enjoy pvp, events with friendly staff, not Premium available for all types of players, a great quality of server, come in and get to know us, enjoy the server and you will not regret it

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Twenture smp

Anarchy, Citybuild, Cracked, Earth, mmo, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, smp, Survival

Twenture is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 – 1.20.4. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world! IP: mc.twenture.net

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Cake Kraft

Parkour, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Cake Kraft. This is a Bukkit [1.9] server. [PvP] [Survival] [Parkour]. Very active server. Minecraft server is 24/7. It will stay up almost all the time unless maintenance is in progress.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Potions Brewed:	181

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

GameCast Factions

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

GameCast is a brand new Factions server looking for Staff, Builders, and most importantly, players! Come join us on our journey today! IP: s10.minespan.com:26416

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minemalia network

Bed wars, Duels, Factions, OneBlock, Practice, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

MineMalia Network is a server that strives to provide you with the best possible Minecraft experience with custom, unique and lag-free servers.

We currently offer the following gamemodes:Survival 1.17 ⇒ Playershops, custom enchants, mcmmo, playerwarps, quests, No pvp & No grief.Lifesteal 1.19 ⇒ Steal hearts of your fellow players and become almost invincible!Survival 1.20 ⇒ Playershops, custom enchants, mcmmo, playerwarps and quests! FIRST 1.19 SURVIVAL!Prison 1.17 ⇒ A-Z, 20 prestiges, custom enchants, shards, mcmmo, playershops, auctions, plotworld, gangs, luckyblocks, public mines.Skyblock 1.19 ⇒ Missions, public mines, chestshops, island warps, mcmmo, custom enchants, chunk hoppers & much more.Oneblock 1.19 ⇒ Quests, island warps, mcmmo, chunk hoppers, chestshop, auctions and much more!Skywars 1.12.2 ⇒ Levels, voting for chest type, voting shop, many custom maps & purchasable kits.Factions 1.17 ⇒ Vanilla PvP, koth, faction upgrades, chestshops, auctions & custom enchants.Creative 1.19 ⇒ Big plots (147×147), worldedit, goBrush, goPaint, heads, vehicles, reactions, music and cosmetics!Bedwars 1.17.1 ⇒ Many maps, levels, quick buy, item & upgrade shops and many special items.Duels 1.17.1 ⇒ ELO ranks, multiple maps, many kits, crystal pvp, 1v1, 2v2, parties, party fights, party FFA, best of 3 mode.Kitpvp 1.17.1 ⇒ FFA pvp, one huge arena, points, shop, multiple kits & kit upgrades.Arcade 1.12.2 ⇒ Party games, quake, tnt run, tnt tag, temple run, splegg.Escape From The Beast 1.17 ⇒ Skins, many maps, runners, beast and checkpoints.BoxPvP 1.19 ⇒ Grinding, upgrades, pvp, big box, starter mines, auctionhouse & prestiges.

Unite with players from all over the globe in our amazing gamemodes, join play.minemalia.com now!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Play Deca

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

We are a very fun and active server! Most of the players come from an old now Dead server Octa.in and Hope to keep playing for a long time, we have Staff from both Europe and The Americas, and some of them are even Multilingual, we allow only English on the Main Chat but have no restrictions on the Local Chat!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CrafterXPvP

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Towny

Server will be a factions server and more games coming soon…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	91

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.