Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Cyperlands network

Bed wars, Economy, Survival

Welcome to CyperLands! This is a Survival Minecraft Server created by a small team. We focus mainly on simple plugins to provide you with a simple, yet fun gameplay with mostly Vanilla minecraft feel. Old minecrafters and veterans alike will enjoy the simplicity of the server. Our server is quite small and new, therefore we want you to tell your friends about our server so that we can grow! Make sure to read #rules to make sure that you do not get into any misunderstandings and most importantly, enjoy your time on the server!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	New Chunks Explored:	87557
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BlackStarGaming

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

BlackStarGaming is a multi-faceted gaming community as a whole. We are just starting to open our minecraft server. BlackStar aims to be unique, and features custom mobs, quests, and more of a PVE survival feel. We offer Towny, Golden Shovel protections, and MassiveLock so people can feel secure protecting their things. However, if you don’t protect your valuables and/or choose to live in the Wild then any griefing or theft falls onto you! We also intend on having intensive lore and have our very own custom achievements plugin that ranks you up. The achievements are a secret but most of the names give them away, or you can investigate.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

LevelPvP.Eu

Economy, KitPvP, PvP

We are a kit PvP server in versions 1.7-1.8 With us you can use /kit to request a kit and improve your skills. There are levels 1-10. At the beginning you are at level 1 and can get coins through kills and votes. You can use the coins to buy new kits via /level. Destroy your opponents and become the strongest and richest on the server. At /warp shop you can also buy ranks and orders with the coins!!!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Vulturehub

Skyblock, Survival

Server IP: play.vulturehub.com

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Titan Factions

Factions, Raiding

This is a Faction server that is pretty much up 24/7 sometimes may close for restarts or if there is work that needs to be done on the server. The Owner is Brokempla and there are 3 Co-Owners MrFire123, KO_Mattrobt, ITookThisUser

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ecuacraft network

Arena Pvp, Eggwars, Ffa, FullPvP, op prison, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Uhc

#1 Ecuadorian Server with the most Online, PvE & PvP time. We are waiting for you and we hope you have a great time on our Network

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Magma Prison

Economy, Prison

This is a prison server that allows players to join on 1.8 or 1.9 clients.

Quote From Owner: “The prison server took a while to setup because of a few bugs and me going on holiday but it is all now working and will be for the next few years i hope, feel free to join because you will be entered into a draw for the free Bedrock rank (highest donor rank) you will not need to pay anything.”

The server staff a very very very friendly and the owner is on 90% of the time and the other staff members are on now and again, so if you ever need any help with anything on the server there is most likely going to be a member of staff on the server.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Fishonmc

Clans, Cosmetics, Custom Coded, Economy, Fishing, ISLAND, Koth, mmo, PvP, RPG

Minecraft fishing has been revolutionized with Fish On MC, a brand new fishing simulator with new fishing mechanics and over 200 new fish species.

You are able to participate in fishing tournaments and competitions throughout the day! Not only is there fishing, but crews which you can join with your friend. You gain access to your own crew island and get special buffs by leveling up your crew. Furthermore, there is also PVP events such as KoTH and the Oil Rig (a pvp fishing area).The PVP is custom with a different health system as well as new armor sets, weapons, and pets you can obtain to become stronger than your opponents.

There are also custom fishing rod textures with epic cosmetic looks!

This server was handcrafted by DatZebra, an avid fisherman in real life who also loves minecraft. After realizing there was no minecraft fishing server like the one he envisioned, he decided to make one himself. He built, textured, and coded the entire server to perfection.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Hidden Legacy

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Towny survival re-imagined! Collect and play with hundreds of custom items with their own models and textures. Use custom weapons, skills and abilities to battle Hidden Legacy’s exclusive mobs and bosses, or even battle each other!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2184
Void Gems Collected:	28	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crazy Economey

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Mineheart official

bedrock, Earth

MineHeart is a Quality Public Lifesteal & Earth SMP Server that is available for both Java & Bedrock. It is a one of a kind Gamemode that allows users to steal hearts from one another, once you hit 0 Hearts, you will be banned from the server for a set period of time.

IP = play.mineheart.netBedrock Port = 19132

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Toxic Survival (Arcator)

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

This is a survival server trying to give players the most fun and unique experience possible with some minigames too!

To get to it, when in arcator.co.uk, type /TSurvival

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Cryptic Factions

Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

FactionSquad

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

Thanks for voting you will receive your Vote Key on the server were you can use it at /warp Crates. If you didn’t receive the Vote Key please take picture of the vote msg and ask a admin or owner to give you one.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Platinum Pixelmon

Pixelmon

Come join us in an awesome adventure, as you get welcomed into the world with a shiny starter! If you experience issues or don’t have a command, contact us on our site or msg an in game staff member!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!