Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

StepMomSnubbed LunchLand

Alone Time, celebration planning, Communication, compromise, exclusion, family bonding, family celebration, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family time, family visit, father daughter relationship, father-daughter time, LunchLand, prioritizing feelings, step mom, step parent, StepMomSnubbed, university ring celebration

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special moments? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a place where you can finally have some peace and quiet, without any step moms causing trouble. We promise no one will get upset if you want to have a meal with your dad in peace. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds – what more could you ask for? Leave the family drama behind and join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

activities, childhood memories, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, fads, growing up, Innocence, juvenile, LameKidCoolAdult, maturing, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Outdated, pastimes, Perception, perspective, pop culture, Reflection, Retro, smp, Toys, trends, uncool

Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8957	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DreamCrafters

Analysis, common themes, Desires, dream analysis, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, DreamCrafters, dreams, emotions, FEARS, Interpretation, Memories, Nightmares, patterns, Psychology, recurring, Sleeping, subconscious, subconscious mind, surreal, symbols

Do you dream of a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a magical dreamland where anything is possible. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy. Our server is the stuff dreams are made of, literally. So come join us and make all your wildest dreams come true in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NasrallahsRevenge Minecraft Server

Assassination, assassination plot, Conflict, hezbollah, intelligence, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Mossad, Nasrallah, NasrallahsRevenge, Netanyahu, Politics, regional tensions, Replacement, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Target, Terrorism, War

Yo, fam, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz we out here killin’ bosses like it’s nobody’s business. We took out Nasrallah’s replacement, and his replacement’s replacement, like it was just a walk in the park. We got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen. Plus, our admin team is like a bunch of ninja wizards who will grant your every wish (as long as it involves more explosions). So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Enchantments Applied:	220

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyPutin2021

Communication, controversial, CraftyPutin2021, Diplomacy, discussions, ex-president, foreign affairs, former leader, interactions, international relations, Meetings, News, phone calls, Political, post-presidency, putin, Reports, russia, trump, Woodward book, world leaders

so, like, you know how trump and putin are like bffs or whatever? well, on this server, you can be bffs with them too! join us and you’ll get to chat with trump and putin while building epic castles and battling dragons. rumor has it, if you impress them enough, they’ll even give you a secret mission to take down herobrine. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to discover. come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history! #trumpandputinbffs #herobrineslayers #diamondsfordays 🤣🤪🐲💎

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3457	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, atelier ryza, blocky, Gender Identity, japanese games, Klaudia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ representation in media, mental health, Minecraft, misconceptions, Ryza, schizophrenia, Server, sexual orientation, Stereotypes, stigma, Straight characters, video games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and ordinary? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the shocking revelation that Ryza and Klaudia from Atelier Ryza are both straight! Who would have thought? But that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll encounter on our server. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what craziness awaits you around the corner. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion in a TNT factory!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Star Shards Collected:	272	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Biggest Pop Ever Minecraft SMP

audience response, Biggest, biggest pop, crowd reactions, extraordinary reactions, extraordinary receptions, famous moments, historic applause, historical milestones, History, iconic moments, legendary moments, massive reactions, memorable events, Minecraft, noteworthy occurrences, pop, popular culture, record-breaking, remarkable events, significant achievements, smp, unforgettable reactions, viral moments

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have players who have gotten so popular, their ego is bigger than a giant slime! Rumor has it, one player once got so many diamonds in one mining trip, they had to build a separate house just to store them all. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the blocks in another player’s house with pink wool! If you want to be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there, join us now and see if you can become the next big pop star of the server!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1435	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CousinClash Minecraft Server

Brat, close bond, cocktails night, CousinClash, Drinking Night, entitled, exclusion, family dinner, Family Events, Friends, guilt trip, inappropriate, mean, Minecraft, misunderstood, only child, pajama party, princess, Server, spoiled, tantrums, younger cousin

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your spoiled cousin’s tantrums? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so insane, even your entitled cousin would be impressed! We have virtual pajama parties where you can sip on virtual cocktails and spill the tea on your ex-relationships. And don’t worry, we promise not to invite any bratty kids who throw tantrums when they don’t get their way.

So come join us for a night of virtual fun that’s guaranteed to make you forget all about your entitled cousin and her guilt trips. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

DogHouseMC

Allergies, Animal Behavior, coworker conflicts, coworker relationships, dog behavior, dog training, DogHouseMC, ENTITLEMENT, office dynamics, office pets, office rules, pet accommodations, pet allergies, pet ownership, pet policies, pet-friendly workplaces, Professionalism, service animals, workplace boundaries, workplace distractions, workplace etiquette

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t allow entitled dogs to ruin your gaming experience? Look no further! Our server is strictly for humans only, no furry friends allowed. Why? Because we believe in creating a safe and allergen-free environment for all our players.

Join us and never worry about getting itchy eyes or breathing issues from someone’s pet dog ever again. Plus, who needs a dog to liven up the place when you have epic builds and adventures waiting for you in our server? So say goodbye to entitled pet owners and hello to a dog-free gaming paradise.

Don’t be the office dog lady of the Minecraft world, join our server today and game on without any unwanted furry distractions. Because let’s face it, dogs may be man’s best friend, but they’re definitely not a gamer’s best friend.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NostalgiaCraft SMP

cherished, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood treasures, classic, games, long lost, missing, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, old school, pastimes, Reminiscing, Retro, sentimental, sentimental items, sentimental objects, smp, Toys, Traditional, vintage, wishful

Remember those days when you used to play Minecraft for hours on end, building epic structures and fighting off creepers like a boss? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft SMP is like a time machine that will transport you back to those glorious days of your childhood!

Join our server and relive the nostalgia of your youth, where the grass was greener, the pigs were pinker, and the diamonds were shinier. But that’s not all – we have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing diamond armor.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a pet dragon that will fly you around the map, a secret society of villagers who will trade you enchanted items for emeralds, and a disco party every Friday night where you can show off your best dance moves.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	221	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DreamCrafters: Nightmare Edition

BIZARRE, deep sleep, dream analysis, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream recall, DreamCrafters, Edition, imagination, lucid dreaming, Mind, Nightmare, odd, Psychological, remember, Sleep, strange experiences, strangest dream, subconscious, surreal, UNUSUAL, unusual occurrences, vivid

Have you ever dreamt of a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the Macarena? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible! Join us for a wild ride through a land where lava flows like chocolate milk and zombies breakdance to thriller music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures beyond your wildest imagination. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance a skeleton in a disco-off, you’ll be granted access to their sacred chicken nugget vault.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest dreamscape you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Who needs reality when you can have this level of insanity?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PutinCraftCOVIDTestFun

2020 shortage, Controversial Decision, covert operation, covid tests, covid-19 testing, diplomatic relations, global health crisis, government actions, international relations, leadership decisions, new book, pandemic response, political intrigue, political scandal, presidential actions, public health crisis, putin, PutinCraftCOVIDTestFun, secret shipment, trump, world leaders

so like u know how trump was all like “covid is fake news” but then secretly he was like “oh sh*t we need to send tests to putin”? like what a plot twist, am i right? come join our minecraft server where we have secret government conspiracies and crazy twists like this all the time. who knows what other wild secrets we’ll uncover in our pixelated world. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the covid zombies. join now for a wild ride, my dudes!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Discord 123 MBG Minecraft Server

Discord, mbg, Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. That’s right, llamas! And if you join now, you’ll get exclusive access to our llama fashion show where they strut their stuff in the latest pixelated outfits. Plus, if you add me on Discord at 123mbgmc, I’ll even let you in on the secret llama dance party that happens every full moon. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the magic of llama architecture for yourself!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Remember This Minecraft SMP

Childhood, Familiar, flashback, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old times, past, Recollection, remember, remember when, reminiscent, Reminiscing, smp, Throwback

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle, build castles out of diamond blocks, and prank each other with exploding chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest with unlimited diamonds waiting to be found.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community around? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SisCraft2021

aita, Boyfriend, compromise, Confrontation, couples therapy, Decision making, difficult situation, Disrespect, Eviction, Fairness, living together, red flags, reddit, relationship, relationship outcome, residency, SisCraft2021, Ultimatum, unbiased mindset, younger sister

Are you tired of drama in your own house? Looking for a place where you can build and explore without the added stress of unwanted guests? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where you don’t have to deal with your sister’s boyfriend who refuses to compromise or respect boundaries. Build your dream castle without the worry of someone almost putting their hands on you.

We offer a safe and drama-free environment where you can focus on what truly matters – mining for diamonds and defeating the Ender Dragon. Say goodbye to unwanted house guests and hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!