Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	7158
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Dragon Scales Harvested:	288	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Spooky Night Minecraft Server

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Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

AC Off Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchantments Applied:	88
Alien Abductions:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VomitVibesCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ScareFlicksMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	7419

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BlockCraft911

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Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	5293
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? WE GOT DRONES THAT ARE “ELECTRONIC WARFARE RESISTANT” JUST LIKE THE CHAKLUN DRONE!

IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!

JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Buildings Constructed:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Villages Defended:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Centurion

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A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Border 512×512

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Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

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WanMC² Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Semi-Anarchy with Roleplay
Features	Master redstone, roleplay, PvP
Community	Friendly and welcoming

Join us now! https://discord.gg/S5BHAaKXzT

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: While it is a semi-anarchy server, we do have some basic rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Some mods are allowed, but it is recommended to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any issues.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: As it is a semi-anarchy server, some level of griefing is allowed, but excessive griefing may result in consequences. It is best to respect other players’ builds and creations.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply click on the Discord invitation link provided above and follow the instructions to join the server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos and join a tribe of misfits? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who want to let loose and explore their darker side.

Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.

But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?

So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to take something from the chest, it would explode into a shower of glitter and rainbows! It was like a fabulous explosion of wealth and happiness! So if you want to experience the thrill of exploding loot chests and join in on the madness, come join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MomCare Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build with next!

Join us and escape from the chaos of blended families and financial burdens. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building your dream world without worrying about taking out loans with your businesses as collateral.

Plus, with our virtual savings account feature, you can start saving up for any potential future expenses in the game. Who knew Minecraft could teach you financial responsibility?

So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and let the crafting therapy begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BirthBlockerz – 18F

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and leave behind the struggles of being the fourth child in a broke family, where arguments and fights are a daily occurrence.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about college fees or financial stress. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs to your heart’s content.

Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can join our server and become the master of your own destiny? Leave the tears behind and let’s create some epic memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RegretfulRoutines Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to pick up some truly wild habits! Join us and you’ll find yourself collecting pink sheep as pets, building houses out of nothing but diamond blocks, and even starting a llama racing league. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave (and your real-life habits will never be the same)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Animals Bred:	68

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.