Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NukeOrJoinNATOCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, NukeOrJoinNATOCraft, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, strategic alliances, trump, Ukraine, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Shell Swap Sisters

Aquatic, ariel, Disney, FANTASY, folklore, Green.., hand-me-down, MAGICAL, MERMAIDS, Mythology, Ocean, princess, Purple, Seashells, shell, Siblings, sisters, Swap, Tails, The little mermaid, Underwater

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mermaids wearing mismatched seashells just like Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”! our server is so lit that even the mermaids have family drama and hand-me-down seashells.

if you wanna swim with the coolest mermaids and explore underwater kingdoms with a twist, then this is the server for you! who needs matching seashells when you can have a whole family of mermaids with different colored tails and shells?

dive into the madness and join us for a mer-mazing time on our server. trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else! come be a part of our underwater world and make some splashy memories.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Farms Harvested:	317	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Bread & Chips R Us

ancient DNA, archaeology, Bread, carbohydrates, CHIPS, culinary history, DNA analysis, Evolution, Food, food preferences, genetic influence, genetic predisposition, genetic research, genetic traits, genetics, History, human evolution, Potato, snack foods, wheat

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Farms Harvested:	782	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Mainstay

Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, hermitcraft, hypixel, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

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Welcome to CatCraft!
CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
Seasons: Season 1: April 4, 2019 Season 2: December 2021 (1.18 update)
Current Version: 1.21
World Border: 16k in every direction
Hosted in Ashburn, VA

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	Don’t be a dick. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief. Server is 21+ only. PVP is fair play. No hacking or cheating. Pranking allowed within reason. Include favorite cat breed in application. Keep the server tidy. Avoid killing withers in the over-world. See rule 1.
What are some important server details?	No Enderman Griefing Custom recipes and features Renewable Coral Fast Leaf Decay Custom PVE group boss and dungeons and more…
Where can I find more information or apply?	Join our Discord

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Void Armor Forged:	29	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Potions Brewed:	75

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Spooky Night Minecraft Server

Atmospheric, childhood fears, childhood memories, creepy, eerie atmosphere, Gaming, ghostly encounters, Haunting, haunting memories, Immersive, Minecraft, Mysterious, night, night time, nighttime exploration, Nostalgia, OG animal crossing, Server, spooky, spooky music, unsettling, video games, virtual world

Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3935	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Animals Bred:	108	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

AC Off Minecraft Server

ac, cold house, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, disagreement, Fall, financial responsibility, Freezing, Frustration, high utility bill, house rules, living situation, majority rules, Minecraft, personal comfort, roommate issues, roommates, Server, Temperature, utility bill

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

VomitVibesCraft

Apology, caregiving, children, Communication, compassion, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, family, health, Illness, Marriage, parenting, Priorities, relationships, sensitivity, Support, teamwork, Understanding, VomitVibesCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	236	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ScareFlicksMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlockCraft911

Awareness, BlockCraft911, cpr, critical situation, education, emergency, first aid, health, Heimlich Maneuver, INFORMATION, intervention, knowledge, life saving, Medical, preparedness, Prevention, Quick Thinking, random fact, Safety, save life, Survival

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Love Letters Sent:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? WE GOT DRONES THAT ARE “ELECTRONIC WARFARE RESISTANT” JUST LIKE THE CHAKLUN DRONE!

IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!

JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Void Gems Collected:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Centurion

LifeSteal, Survival PvP Economy Faction Skyblock Creative Prison Minigames Roleplay Quests Dungeons Towny Pixelmon Hardcore Modded Vanilla Whitelisted Bedwars Skywars Parkour

A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Border 512×512

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Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Mines Excavated:	2650
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

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WanMC² Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Semi-Anarchy with Roleplay
Features	Master redstone, roleplay, PvP
Community	Friendly and welcoming

Join us now! https://discord.gg/S5BHAaKXzT

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: While it is a semi-anarchy server, we do have some basic rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Some mods are allowed, but it is recommended to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any issues.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: As it is a semi-anarchy server, some level of griefing is allowed, but excessive griefing may result in consequences. It is best to respect other players’ builds and creations.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply click on the Discord invitation link provided above and follow the instructions to join the server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.