Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Enchantments Applied:	174	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CrushCraftVIP

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Remember that feeling you had when you first laid eyes on your celebrity crush? Well, imagine that feeling but amplified by 1000 when you join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a celebrity crush come to life, with epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you around every corner. Plus, rumor has it that your celebrity crush might even make a guest appearance in-game! So come join us and get ready to fall in love all over again, this time with our amazing Minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchantments Applied:	98	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

UgandanRejectsCraft

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lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ores Mined:	3219	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Void Gems Collected:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Mickey Mouse Craft Land

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Lol come join dis epic Minecraft server where mickey mouse runs da show! If Disney goes kaput, we got u covered with our Mickey Mouse operation! Our mods are actually trained mice who build epic rollercoasters and castles with their tiny paws. Plus, our PvP battles are like watching a cartoon come to life – literally! So hop on board this crazy train and let’s make some magical memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Air Quality Craft

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where the air quality is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re actually breathing in real life! our climate policies are so lit, they’ve made the air quality improve by like a bazillion percent.

imagine mining for diamonds and not having to worry about inhaling toxic fumes! or building a giant castle without coughing up a lung! on our server, you can do all that and more, thanks to our magical air quality that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine.

so come join us and experience the freshest air in all of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate clean air and fun, then maybe you will regret it. but who hates clean air and fun? not us, that’s for sure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Anarchy Unfiltered

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Welcome to Anarchy Unfiltered: A raw, no-rules, no-plugins Minecraft experience where chaos reigns. No limits, no safety, pure survival. Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge in a world where anything goes?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Void Armor Forged:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

forteuropa

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FortEuropa is a survival Minecraft server created by FortEuropa. Main goal is to build a friendly community where everyone can have fun. you are all welcome to play. Server is well protected

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Crops Grown:	6203	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NexusDark: Where stealing hearts and diamonds is the norm on SMP!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Players Online	1-2 daily
Server Uptime	89.71%
Chat Activity	No
Server Type	Cracked with login, Bedrock not supported

If you want to join, please visit our Discord server.

We may not have professional advertising messages, but we have a small community that plays daily. Join us and be a part of it!

FAQs

Q: How many players are online daily?

A: 1-2 players are online daily.

Q: What is the server uptime?

A: The server uptime is 89.71%.

Q: Is the chat active on the server?

A: No, the chat is not very active.

Q: What type of server is it?

A: It is a cracked server with login, and Bedrock edition is not supported.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server using the link provided above to get started.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a world like no other. Our server is filled with wild characters, hilarious quests, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

From battling giant spiders to exploring hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with events like the New Year Gale and Halloween 2024, you’ll always have something new to look forward to.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. See you in the game, if you dare!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Why are all TV shows about violence? – Minecraft SMP

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Tired of watching TV shows about violence? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only violence you’ll see is when someone accidentally punches a chicken instead of feeding it seeds! Our server is a peaceful paradise where the biggest drama is deciding who gets the last slice of virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and ridiculousness. Who needs TV when you can have this much entertainment in Minecraft?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is anything but ordinary!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while avoiding exploding creepers on the dance floor.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those exploding creepers)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyNoobsBegone

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Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Star Shards Collected:	204	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma

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so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got like, flying pigs and dancing llamas, it’s cray cray. and get this, if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

and like, the owner of the server is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. one time, someone wished for a million diamonds and poof, they got it. true story, bro.

plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor. but shhh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.

so like, join now or forever miss out on the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #bestserverever #unicornsarethecoolest

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas

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lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! like, you join and suddenly there’s a whole war going on between the IDF and Hamas. you gotta pick a side and fight for your faction! but watch out for Yahya Sinwar, he’s a total boss with a diamond sword. join our server for epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Brainy Sleepy Check

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So, like, imagine this, mate. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And get this, they got this crazy new feature where they can tell if you’re too sleepy to play! Like, in just two minutes, they can figure out if you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel or while fighting off creepers. It’s like having a personal sleep detective watching over you while you mine and build. Join now and never worry about dozing off mid-game again!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Void Gems Collected:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Amazing SMP

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[EN] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival-focused Minecraft server where adventure, community, and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities as you gather resources, build your dreams, and trade with others in a thriving economy. With no pay-to-win mechanics, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you’re looking to conquer the wild, create your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join us now and be part of an amazing survival experience! [BG] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival focused server where adventure, community and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities, gather resources, build your dreams and trade with others in a booming economy. Without any pay-to-win mechanisms, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you want to conquer the wild, build your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join now and be a part of the amazing survival experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.