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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 8883 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 7005 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
hey u, ya u reading this. wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should. so like, dis server is run by russian billionaires who own chemical factories dat fuel russia’s war machine. but don’t worry, dey ain’t gonna blow u up or anythin. dey just want u to join their server and have a good time.
so like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a billionaire pops up and gives u a stack of emerald blocks. or u build a sick house and dey come and drop a bunch of TNT for u to have fun with. it’s like a crazy russian party in minecraft land.
plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might get a chance to ride a nuclear missile like a rocket and blast off into space. how cool is dat? so come join us and let’s have a blast, literally.
