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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 7446 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Farms Harvested: | 112 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
hey u, ya u reading this. wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should. so like, dis server is run by russian billionaires who own chemical factories dat fuel russia’s war machine. but don’t worry, dey ain’t gonna blow u up or anythin. dey just want u to join their server and have a good time.
so like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a billionaire pops up and gives u a stack of emerald blocks. or u build a sick house and dey come and drop a bunch of TNT for u to have fun with. it’s like a crazy russian party in minecraft land.
plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might get a chance to ride a nuclear missile like a rocket and blast off into space. how cool is dat? so come join us and let’s have a blast, literally.
