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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 3029 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Crops Grown: | 1822 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
hey u, ya u reading this. wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should. so like, dis server is run by russian billionaires who own chemical factories dat fuel russia’s war machine. but don’t worry, dey ain’t gonna blow u up or anythin. dey just want u to join their server and have a good time.
so like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a billionaire pops up and gives u a stack of emerald blocks. or u build a sick house and dey come and drop a bunch of TNT for u to have fun with. it’s like a crazy russian party in minecraft land.
plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might get a chance to ride a nuclear missile like a rocket and blast off into space. how cool is dat? so come join us and let’s have a blast, literally.
