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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 7677 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 144 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
hey u, ya u reading this. wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should. so like, dis server is run by russian billionaires who own chemical factories dat fuel russia’s war machine. but don’t worry, dey ain’t gonna blow u up or anythin. dey just want u to join their server and have a good time.
so like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a billionaire pops up and gives u a stack of emerald blocks. or u build a sick house and dey come and drop a bunch of TNT for u to have fun with. it’s like a crazy russian party in minecraft land.
plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might get a chance to ride a nuclear missile like a rocket and blast off into space. how cool is dat? so come join us and let’s have a blast, literally.
