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| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 4318 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
hey u, ya u reading this. wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should. so like, dis server is run by russian billionaires who own chemical factories dat fuel russia’s war machine. but don’t worry, dey ain’t gonna blow u up or anythin. dey just want u to join their server and have a good time.
so like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a billionaire pops up and gives u a stack of emerald blocks. or u build a sick house and dey come and drop a bunch of TNT for u to have fun with. it’s like a crazy russian party in minecraft land.
plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might get a chance to ride a nuclear missile like a rocket and blast off into space. how cool is dat? so come join us and let’s have a blast, literally.
