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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 7584 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 5890 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
hey u, ya u reading this. wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should. so like, dis server is run by russian billionaires who own chemical factories dat fuel russia’s war machine. but don’t worry, dey ain’t gonna blow u up or anythin. dey just want u to join their server and have a good time.
so like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a billionaire pops up and gives u a stack of emerald blocks. or u build a sick house and dey come and drop a bunch of TNT for u to have fun with. it’s like a crazy russian party in minecraft land.
plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might get a chance to ride a nuclear missile like a rocket and blast off into space. how cool is dat? so come join us and let’s have a blast, literally.
