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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 2481 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
hey u, ya u reading this. wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should. so like, dis server is run by russian billionaires who own chemical factories dat fuel russia’s war machine. but don’t worry, dey ain’t gonna blow u up or anythin. dey just want u to join their server and have a good time.
so like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a billionaire pops up and gives u a stack of emerald blocks. or u build a sick house and dey come and drop a bunch of TNT for u to have fun with. it’s like a crazy russian party in minecraft land.
plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might get a chance to ride a nuclear missile like a rocket and blast off into space. how cool is dat? so come join us and let’s have a blast, literally.
