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| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 1880 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Farms Harvested: | 892 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
hey u, ya u reading this. wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should. so like, dis server is run by russian billionaires who own chemical factories dat fuel russia’s war machine. but don’t worry, dey ain’t gonna blow u up or anythin. dey just want u to join their server and have a good time.
so like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a billionaire pops up and gives u a stack of emerald blocks. or u build a sick house and dey come and drop a bunch of TNT for u to have fun with. it’s like a crazy russian party in minecraft land.
plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might get a chance to ride a nuclear missile like a rocket and blast off into space. how cool is dat? so come join us and let’s have a blast, literally.
