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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 7119 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
hey u, ya u reading this. wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should. so like, dis server is run by russian billionaires who own chemical factories dat fuel russia’s war machine. but don’t worry, dey ain’t gonna blow u up or anythin. dey just want u to join their server and have a good time.
so like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a billionaire pops up and gives u a stack of emerald blocks. or u build a sick house and dey come and drop a bunch of TNT for u to have fun with. it’s like a crazy russian party in minecraft land.
plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might get a chance to ride a nuclear missile like a rocket and blast off into space. how cool is dat? so come join us and let’s have a blast, literally.
