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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 2583 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 4951 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
hey u, ya u reading this. wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should. so like, dis server is run by russian billionaires who own chemical factories dat fuel russia’s war machine. but don’t worry, dey ain’t gonna blow u up or anythin. dey just want u to join their server and have a good time.
so like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a billionaire pops up and gives u a stack of emerald blocks. or u build a sick house and dey come and drop a bunch of TNT for u to have fun with. it’s like a crazy russian party in minecraft land.
plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might get a chance to ride a nuclear missile like a rocket and blast off into space. how cool is dat? so come join us and let’s have a blast, literally.
