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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 2734 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4220 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 44 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
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