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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 2501 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
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