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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 2436 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 367 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Join our server and become part of a community where smiling is strictly prohibited to prevent any accidental love connections. We’ve had too many players get distracted by dimples and lose all their diamonds in a tragic mining accident.
So if you’re looking for a server where you can focus on the game without worrying about falling in love with every player you meet, join us now! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a legendary Ender Dragon with cheek dimples that will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds) if you’re not careful.