Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Enchantments Applied: 268
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
Ores Mined: 4474 Epic Weapons Forged: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

    3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

    4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

    5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

    SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33
    Alien Abductions: 2 Potions Brewed: 98
    Players Killed by Monsters: 272 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • TripTreats4Kids

    TripTreats4Kids
    Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

    So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

    OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos
    So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

    WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Farms Harvested: 333
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

    MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists
    So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

    And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Alien Abductions: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Villages Defended: 20

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

    Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

    also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

    so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Enchantments Applied: 166
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark

    Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 5,000-year-old stone-paved cellar under a neolithic crib in denmark! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? come build ur own ancient cellar and pretend ur a time traveler or sumthin. plus, we got secret passages and hidden treasures down there, like legit pirate booty. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky server, so come join the fun and dig up some history, yo!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 63

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • GearedToSurvive

    GearedToSurvive

    Hiring volunteer staff, apply on the discord!

    A thrilling Java PvP survival world where every moment counts! Built on Fabric, our server offers a balanced blend of vanilla Minecraft with just the right mods to enhance your experience. Enjoy the purity of survival with added convenience through simple land claims and teleports. Trade freely with player shops, where you can buy, sell, and barter to your heart’s content. Whether you’re gearing up for epic battles or crafting your dream base, GearedToSurvive provides the perfect platform for both seasoned veterans and new adventurers. Join our growing community and embark on an unforgettable journey in a world where every decision shapes your destiny.

    Checkout BlueMap 3d view of the server here: http://comments-budget.gl.at.ply.gg:3520/

    you (The Client) need not install any of mods if you do not want to but here are the available mods that pair with our server: https://modrinth.com/mod/journeymap

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • PeepHub

    PeepHub

    Build Your Empire on PeepHub!

    Unique survival experience with nation building. Custom-generated world, alliances, and wars. Mining dimensions for valuable resources. Claim territories in all three worlds. In-game economy and shop with Vanilla items. Classic survival with new challenges. Skill & job system for progression. Custom enchantments for powerful gear. Dynamic seasons affect the environment. Epic battles and conquests. Graves system prevents item loss. Paper 1.21 – 1.21.1, Bedrock Port: 31465 Join PeepHub.eu today and shape your destiny!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server

    Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server
    Server Name CozyCraft SMP Season 2
    Version Minecraft 1.21 | Java & Bedrock Compatible

    Overview

    CozyCraft SMP Season 2 is a Minecraft server that welcomes builders and roleplayers. With a focus on community, player-driven government and economy, and a constantly evolving world, CozyCraft offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is CozyCraft SMP? CozyCraft SMP is a Minecraft server with a focus on community, player-driven government, and a constantly evolving world. It offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.
    How do I join CozyCraft SMP Season 2? To join CozyCraft SMP Season 2, you can connect to the server using the IP address listed on their website. Additionally, joining their Discord server is recommended to stay connected with the community.
    What makes CozyCraft SMP unique? CozyCraft SMP stands out for its 400+ member community, player-driven government and economy, no mods (only plugins), and constantly evolving world with new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season.
    Is CozyCraft SMP only for builders? No, CozyCraft SMP caters to a diverse range of players, including chill builders, political masterminds, and those who enjoy friendly competition and community events. There is something for everyone on the server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 187424 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7124 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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